The cheating pastor, is this on funny?!
Question: The cheating pastor, is this on funny!?
The pastor of donkey church realised that he was going to starve as collection dwindled every Sunday!. Then he made a plan!.
After a hectic advertising campaign the church was packed the following Sunday!. The Pastor, in full cry yelled " Jesus said "I'll come as a dove"
Church members: "Amen"
Pastor: "I say Jesus said "I'll come like a dove"
Members: " Amen"
And suddenly out of the ceiling came a white dove!. The Members, having witnessed a miracle started donating bucks like no man's business!. The pastor was excited and in an attempt to increase his profits kept repeating his formula!.
For the 4th time he yelled!. For the 4th time money kept flowing!.
Then he went for the fifth!. " I have prophesied, Jesus shall surely come like a doooooooove from the skies!."
Suddenly a head appeared out of the ceiling and complained " But daddy all the doves are finished "
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After a hectic advertising campaign the church was packed the following Sunday!. The Pastor, in full cry yelled " Jesus said "I'll come as a dove"
Church members: "Amen"
Pastor: "I say Jesus said "I'll come like a dove"
Members: " Amen"
And suddenly out of the ceiling came a white dove!. The Members, having witnessed a miracle started donating bucks like no man's business!. The pastor was excited and in an attempt to increase his profits kept repeating his formula!.
For the 4th time he yelled!. For the 4th time money kept flowing!.
Then he went for the fifth!. " I have prophesied, Jesus shall surely come like a doooooooove from the skies!."
Suddenly a head appeared out of the ceiling and complained " But daddy all the doves are finished "
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Answers:
It′s what women call a bad hair day!. I have them often!. Had one yesterday !.!.!.Just one answer saying "Crap"!. It wasn′t this that upset me it was the 20+ thumbs up to the answer!. Regret I chickened out and pushed the del!. button!. (Funeral′s next Monday)!.
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I really not sure what to say or write really, yes mmmm yes,oh yeh Rubbish booo get him off!.Dont take life too seriously! no one gets out alive ! o)Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
heheheWww@Enter-QA@Com
hmmm the punch line needs some work!.!.!.!.!.good build up though!Www@Enter-QA@Com
scratching head !.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
uh someone got caught!. :0)Www@Enter-QA@Com
not that bad =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
greatWww@Enter-QA@Com
nice one mate punchline needs a little work but still made me laugh Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha that is funny but kinda mean
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let me guess!.!.!.you're not a comedian , are you!?!.!.!.worse delivery i have ever heard!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com