Funniest thing you/someone ever said or heard (preferably a personal experience !


Question: Funniest thing you/someone ever said or heard (preferably a personal experience than crap "knock knock" jokes)!?
I need a few personal experiences that are bound to make people laugh or cheer up if I tell them!. :DWww@Enter-QA@Com


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My old assistant band director had this to say:

"While bathing my three-year-old daughter, the following exchange took place after hearing an all too familiar sound: 'Emma, did you just toot!?' 'No!.' 'Then what was that sound!?' 'Thunder bubbles!.'"Www@Enter-QA@Com

I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center!. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open!.I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day,7 days a week!." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time!?" I paused for a moment, (trying not to laugh) and said, "That would be Hawaii standard time"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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Actually, my fiance and I were in the basement doing some laundry and he kept mocking me!. Well I was getting a little irritated!. Then he was making fun of my big butt!. So he started walking around swinging his butt around and talking like me!. Well, he swung his butt into the washer and moved it about 2 feet!. I was crackin up! He just stopped mocking me and started folding laundry!. Hahahaha!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Anytime someone says something like "This is long" (regarding a line at the movies, etc!.!.!.) or "That was hard" (regarding a day at work, etc!.!.!.) or "I just don't know if I can handle it" (regarding a problem) my boyfriend and his brother say "That's what she said"!. Gets me every time!Www@Enter-QA@Com

It's raining, it's pouring, oh sh!t, it's global warming!. Took them long enoughWww@Enter-QA@Com



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