Do You Have A Really Bad Joke?!
Question: Do You Have A Really Bad Joke!?
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What does a man with a two foot penis have for breakfast!?
Well this morning I had a slice of toast!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Well this morning I had a slice of toast!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A man once had a 25 incher and it was so big that no woman wanted him!. One day, he got so frustrated so he went to see a witch and told her about his problem!. The witch thought for a minute and then came up with an idea!. She said "Go in to the forest and find a frog!. When you find one, ask it if it wants to marry you!. Each time it says no, your p**** will shrink by 5 inches!."
The man, pleased, sets off to the forest, finds a frog and asks "Frog, will you marry me!?"
Frog replies "No!"
His p**** shrinks to 20 inches!.
He says again "Frog, will you marry me!?"
Frog replies "NO!"
His p**** shrinks to 15 inches!. He thinks 10 inches would be perfect so he says again "Frog, will you marry me!?"
Frog replies "HOW MANY TIMES!? NO! NO! NO!!!!!!!!"
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The man, pleased, sets off to the forest, finds a frog and asks "Frog, will you marry me!?"
Frog replies "No!"
His p**** shrinks to 20 inches!.
He says again "Frog, will you marry me!?"
Frog replies "NO!"
His p**** shrinks to 15 inches!. He thinks 10 inches would be perfect so he says again "Frog, will you marry me!?"
Frog replies "HOW MANY TIMES!? NO! NO! NO!!!!!!!!"
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The Biker's Wish
A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach when
suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord
said, 'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will
grant you one wish!.
The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can
ride over anytime I want!.'
The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic!. Think of the
enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required
reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would
take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources!. I can do it, but
it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things!. Take a little
more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind!.'
The biker thought about it for a long time!. Finally, he said,
'Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know
how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent
treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong,
and how I can make a woman truly happy!.'
The Lord replied, !.!.!.'You want two lanes or four on that bridge!?
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A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach when
suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord
said, 'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will
grant you one wish!.
The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can
ride over anytime I want!.'
The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic!. Think of the
enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required
reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would
take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources!. I can do it, but
it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things!. Take a little
more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind!.'
The biker thought about it for a long time!. Finally, he said,
'Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know
how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent
treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong,
and how I can make a woman truly happy!.'
The Lord replied, !.!.!.'You want two lanes or four on that bridge!?
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You choose!.!.!.both bad!.
Bob is going to it on the bathroom floor with a wild chick when he grunts, "Spread your legs! Spread your legs! Wider! Wider!"
She says, "What are you trying to do, get your balls in!?"
He says, "Hell no, I'm trying to get 'em out!"
Seen on the back of a Harley-Davidson Tee Shirt: "If you can read this, my ***** fell off!."
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Bob is going to it on the bathroom floor with a wild chick when he grunts, "Spread your legs! Spread your legs! Wider! Wider!"
She says, "What are you trying to do, get your balls in!?"
He says, "Hell no, I'm trying to get 'em out!"
Seen on the back of a Harley-Davidson Tee Shirt: "If you can read this, my ***** fell off!."
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a man and his wife are driving along when they hit something in the road the man stops and the wife gets out to take a look she comes back to the car with a injured skunk the man says your not bringing that thing in here the woman replys its ok il put it between my legs and the man ses wot about the smellWww@Enter-QA@Com
One of my friends said "what's a mango"
I said " a man goes ow don't touch me there"
I'm cool!.
Why is everyone afraid of the number 7!? Because 7 8 9!.
I'm so cool!.
I come out with **** puns all day long, and my friends just "love it" :D
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I said " a man goes ow don't touch me there"
I'm cool!.
Why is everyone afraid of the number 7!? Because 7 8 9!.
I'm so cool!.
I come out with **** puns all day long, and my friends just "love it" :D
I'm actually so cool :LWww@Enter-QA@Com
my friend said to me
"whats big,hairy and purple and green"
i didnt know the answer so i just shouted
"Yo Mamma, fool!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"whats big,hairy and purple and green"
i didnt know the answer so i just shouted
"Yo Mamma, fool!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Two crisps were walking down the road when a taxi pulls over and asks them if they want a lift!.
The crisp replies "no thanks we're walkers"
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The crisp replies "no thanks we're walkers"
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never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter
Benjamin dover!.!. get it!?
sorry i'm brain dead today :pWww@Enter-QA@Com
Benjamin dover!.!. get it!?
sorry i'm brain dead today :pWww@Enter-QA@Com
Q- why did the chicken cross the road!?
A- to get to the other side :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
A- to get to the other side :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Why Did the sheep cross the road!?
To Get to the baaaaaaaaaaaaaaabershopWww@Enter-QA@Com
To Get to the baaaaaaaaaaaaaaabershopWww@Enter-QA@Com
Why did the beach blush!?
Because the sea weed!
Yep that one is Bad!
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Because the sea weed!
Yep that one is Bad!
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knock knock who's there bandanna bandanna who!? bandannamicrophone Www@Enter-QA@Com
Q- Why couldn't Noah play cards on the Ark!?
A-all the animals were!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. on the deck!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A-all the animals were!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. on the deck!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Why did the wrestler take a key with him to his wrestling match!?
A!. To get out of a headlockWww@Enter-QA@Com
A!. To get out of a headlockWww@Enter-QA@Com
Why didn't the skeleton go to prom!?
Because he had no body to go withWww@Enter-QA@Com
Because he had no body to go withWww@Enter-QA@Com
What do you call a chav in a box!?
Innit
A man walks into a bar
Ouch
Why was 6 afraid of 7
Cause 789
Lol
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Innit
A man walks into a bar
Ouch
Why was 6 afraid of 7
Cause 789
Lol
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What's the first thing to come out of my c**k during sex!?
The wrinkles Www@Enter-QA@Com
The wrinkles Www@Enter-QA@Com
what is the time!?
well duuuur what it was 12 hours ago!Www@Enter-QA@Com
well duuuur what it was 12 hours ago!Www@Enter-QA@Com
What do you call a wizard that doesn't shave!?
hairy potterWww@Enter-QA@Com
hairy potterWww@Enter-QA@Com
yeah, what do you call a dope smoking wizard!? harry pot-head!!! lol!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
yeah what do you call an irish man with a flashlight Sean Www@Enter-QA@Com
What's Irish and stays out all night!?
Patty O'FurnitureWww@Enter-QA@Com
Patty O'FurnitureWww@Enter-QA@Com