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10 POINTS to the person who can find a Chuck joke funnier than these:

1!. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norri's computer!. Chuck Norris is always in control!.

2!. Chuck Norris is sueing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you!.

3!. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open!.

4!. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents whenever he listens to a song!.

5!. Chuck Norris destroyed the Periodic table, because he only knows the element of surprise!.

6!. The Great Wall of China was originally built to keep Chuck out!.!. It failed!.

7!. There isn't a theory of evolution, only the animals that Chuck Norris allowed to live!.

8!. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says "two seconds til" after you ask, "two seconds till what!?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face!.

9!. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect four in 3 moves!.
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Way back when the world was created, Chuck Norris and Superman had a contest to see who was toughest!. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants!.

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer!. But alas, the world will never have the cure for cancer!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Chuck Norris doesn’t have normal white blood cells like you and I!. His have a small black ring around them!. This signifies that they are black belts in every form of martial arts and they roundhouse kick the crap out of viruses!. That’s why Chuck Norris never gets ill!.

http://www!.intelliot!.com/blog/archives/2!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

not really funny, but some good chuck norris facts!.

10!. The dinosaurs didn't die of a comet hitting the Earth or the Ice Age!. They died of Norrisaurus!.

11!. When Chuck Norris is doing push-ups, he is not pushing himself up!. HE'S PUSHING THE EARTH DOWN!

12!. Chuck Norris doesn't get frost-bite!. He bites frost!.

13!. Little kids wear Superman pajamas!. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas!.

14!. The Boogey-man checks under his bed and in his closet for Chuck Norris before he goes to bed!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Chuck Norris made a bet with a squirrel to find the out who could find the best nuts, when the game begin Chuck immediately dropped his pants and said"you can't find bigger, better nuts then this" and instantly kill the squirrel and a nearby child!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I kicked Chuck Noriss's fathers ***!. Chuck is still looking for me!. I'm quickly running out of hiding places!. Any ideas!? Please help!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding!.

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through dry land!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

Chuck Norris can make an adult diaper out of nothing but a Readers Digest and a trash bag!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Anyone can piss on the floor

Chuck norris can **** on the ceilingWww@Enter-QA@Com

Chuck Norris counted to infinity!.!.!.twiceWww@Enter-QA@Com

When the Boogeyman goes to bed he checks for Chuck Norris!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

You should type in Find Chuck Norris in Google and then press im feeling lucky
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hmmmmm!.!.!.well, Chuck Norris doesn't know me!.!.!.or you as far as that goes!.!.!.so, who really knows!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

I don't find Chuck Norris jokes to be funny, but thanks for the attempt!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

chuck norris CAN beleive its not butter!Www@Enter-QA@Com

chuch chucked his computer out the window after he read these!Www@Enter-QA@Com

then what do you think

chuck norris is not great, its great yaarWww@Enter-QA@Com

chuck norris read these another 100 times b4 i finished typin this!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Sorry these just don't do it for me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

lmao those are funny

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these are good no 10 pts for me!. :(Www@Enter-QA@Com

chuck norris doent t-bag he patato sacksWww@Enter-QA@Com

chuck walks in to the Starbucks and orders a Big Mac!.!.!.!.!. and he gets it!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

I don't know why you bothered!.!.!. I thought they were guaranteed I want my money back!.!.!.!.

Who is chuck norris anyway !?Www@Enter-QA@Com

1!. The many emotions of Chuck Norris: Neutral= -_- Happy= -_- Sad= -_- Excited= -_- Devestated= -_- Angry= -_- etc!.

2!. Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is!. (lol I don't think many people have played that game but oh well)

3!. Chuck Norris invented black!. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light!. Except pink!. Tom Cruise invented pink!.

4!. Chuck Norris and Mr!. T walked into a bar!. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building!.

5!. Chuck Norris once tried to wear glasses!. The result was him seeing around the world to the point where he was looking at the back of his own head!.

6!. Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris!. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die!.

7!. Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer!.

8!. Chuck Norris says this list is bigger than yours!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Well I found a few:

Chuck Norris can divide by zero!.


The only thing we have to fear is fear itself… The only thing fear has to fear is Chuck Norris!.

Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time!. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO!.

Little kids enjoy lighting ants on fire with magnifying glasses!. Chuck Norris enjoys lighting little kids on fire with ants!. Scientists have yet to find out how this feat is achieved!.

The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type “Chuck Norris” into Google and hit “I’m Feeling Lucky!”!.
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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you!.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris!.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris!.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding!.

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street!.!.!. he just roundhouses any cars that get too close!.

When chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders!.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down!.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door!.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite!. Chuck Norris bites frost

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis!.

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

Time waits for no man!. Unless that man is Chuck Norris!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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