How would you like a combination trucker and blonde joke, all in one?!
Question: How would you like a combination trucker and blonde joke, all in one!?
A Truckers Breakfast
A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order!. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards!." The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running Boards!. What does he think this place is, an auto parts store!?" "No," the cook said!. "Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of crisp bacon!."Oh, OK!" said the blonde!. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer!.The trucker asked, "What are the beans for Blondie!?(I LOVE THIS ONE!.!.!.)She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!FOR ONCE THE BLONDE GETS EVEN!
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Thanks for the chuckle, I needed it!. A star for you!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Like it!
Cue Cyril Tawney singing "Chicken on a Raft"!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
The worst dessert at my school (1960s) was "Frogspawn" - ie!. tapioca pudding!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I LOVE it!! Where's Johnny Trash!? He'd get a kick out of this one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ripppppp!! Loved it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yeah for blonds every where!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Cute joke! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol good one :) !!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
not that funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Thanks nice way to start my dayWww@Enter-QA@Com
I'll have Adam and Eve on a raft and drown 'em!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha
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lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
nice one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com