Does anybody know a funny joke?!


Question: Does anybody know a funny joke!?
Answers:
BLIND MAN IN AN ALL GIRLS BIKER BAR

A blind man wanders into an all Girls Biker Bar by mistake!.


He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee!. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke!?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent!.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

'Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's only fair, given that you're blind, that you should know five things

1) The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat!.

2) The bouncer is a blonde girl!.

3) I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb!. blonde woman with a black belt in karate!.

4) The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter!.

5) The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler!.

Now, think about it seriously Mister, do you still wanna tell that joke!?’


The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,


'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times!.’

Www@Enter-QA@Com


A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to them!.
To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence!.
The first student raised his hand and said "The sky is definitely blue"!.
The teacher said, "Well, that isnt entirely correct, because sometimes its gray and cloudy"!.

Another student says, "Grass is definitely green!."
The teacher again replies "If grass doesnt get enough water it turns brown, so that isnt really correct either!."

Another student raises his hand and asks the teacher "Do farts have lumps!?"
The teacher looked at him and said "No!.!.!.But that isnt really a question you want to ask in class discussion!."
So the student replies, "Then I definitely crapped my pants!."
Www@Enter-QA@Com

Q!. Why are chiefs so mean!?

A!. Because they beat meat and whip cream

Q!. Why couldn't the bike stand up!?

A!. Because it was two tired!.

- Hope that's funny enough!.-Www@Enter-QA@Com

how do you put an elephant in a safeway bag!?

you take the s out of safe
and the f out of way
there is no f in way
ahaha get it!? :]Www@Enter-QA@Com

NoooooooooooWww@Enter-QA@Com

President George Bush!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Knock knockWww@Enter-QA@Com

womens rightsWww@Enter-QA@Com



The answer content post by the user, if contains the copyright content please contact us, we will immediately remove it.
Copyright © 2007 enter-qa.com -   Contact us

Entertainment Categories