Tell me a really funny joke plz!?!
Question: Tell me a really funny joke plz!!?
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there r 3 soldiers!. they are told to bring 1 idem each!. one brings a watermelon one brings a cantaloupe and one brings a bomb!. they fly over a town and r told to drop there idems!. they do!.
when they land, they run into 3 kids!. 2 r cying and 1 is laughing!.
they go up to the first boy and he said a watemelon fell on my dads head, they go to the next boy and he said a cantaloup fell on my dads head!. they go up to the laughing boy and he said my dad farted and the house blu up!Www@Enter-QA@Com
when they land, they run into 3 kids!. 2 r cying and 1 is laughing!.
they go up to the first boy and he said a watemelon fell on my dads head, they go to the next boy and he said a cantaloup fell on my dads head!. they go up to the laughing boy and he said my dad farted and the house blu up!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which!.
A neighbor suggested that she cut the tail of one horse and that worked great until the other horse got his tail caught in a bush!. It tore just right and looked exactly like the other horse's tail and our friend was stuck again!.
The neighbor suggested she notch the ear
off one horse!. That worked fine until the other horse caught his ear on a barbed wire fence!. Once again our friend couldn't tell them apart!.
The neighbor suggested she measure the horses for height!. When she did, she was very pleased to find that the white horse was 2 inches taller than the black!.
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A neighbor suggested that she cut the tail of one horse and that worked great until the other horse got his tail caught in a bush!. It tore just right and looked exactly like the other horse's tail and our friend was stuck again!.
The neighbor suggested she notch the ear
off one horse!. That worked fine until the other horse caught his ear on a barbed wire fence!. Once again our friend couldn't tell them apart!.
The neighbor suggested she measure the horses for height!. When she did, she was very pleased to find that the white horse was 2 inches taller than the black!.
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Ok, here's one!. I like blonde people, but I like blonde jokes too, They're so funny!.
A blonde went into a pet shop and asked the owner if he had any parrots!.
The owner replied, "Sorry, I don't have any at the moment!."
"Damn and blast!" said the blonde, "I have been invited to a fancy dress party for the first time in my life and I want to go as a Pirate, and I have been told to be as authentic as possible, hence the need for the parrot explained the Blond!.
"Well" said the owner, "if you come back here next week, specifically on Thursday, I am expecting a shipment from South America and I'll be able to supply you with a parrot, guaranteed,"
"Damn and blast!" said the blonde, "I can't come on that day or for some time after!."
"Why not!?" Asked the owner!.
"Because that is the day I'm having my leg amputated!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
A blonde went into a pet shop and asked the owner if he had any parrots!.
The owner replied, "Sorry, I don't have any at the moment!."
"Damn and blast!" said the blonde, "I have been invited to a fancy dress party for the first time in my life and I want to go as a Pirate, and I have been told to be as authentic as possible, hence the need for the parrot explained the Blond!.
"Well" said the owner, "if you come back here next week, specifically on Thursday, I am expecting a shipment from South America and I'll be able to supply you with a parrot, guaranteed,"
"Damn and blast!" said the blonde, "I can't come on that day or for some time after!."
"Why not!?" Asked the owner!.
"Because that is the day I'm having my leg amputated!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
3 blondes were stuck in an elevator!.
One blonde said, "The only way to get help would be calling together"
So they all shouted, "Together, together, together!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
One blonde said, "The only way to get help would be calling together"
So they all shouted, "Together, together, together!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
A farmer walked into the barn and saw a brown chicken doing a brown cow!? What did he say!?
Brown Chica- Brown Cow!.!.!.!.
I don't know why but i love that joke!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Brown Chica- Brown Cow!.!.!.!.
I don't know why but i love that joke!Www@Enter-QA@Com