What about this compilation as my last one today are these funny ?!
Question: What about this compilation as my last one today are these funny !?
Knock knock!
Who's there!?
Dwayne!.
Dwayne who!?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!
Knock knock!
Who's there!?
Max!.
Max who!?
Max no difference to you, just let me in!
Knock Knock!
Who's there!?
Yachts
Yachts who!?
Yachts up, doc!?
Knock Knock!
Who's there!?
Ya
Ya who!?
What are you getting so excited about!?
Knock knock!
Who's there!?
Vera
Vera Who!?
Vera few people think these jokes are funny!
Actions speak louder than words (and signs) Computer Jokes
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer!.
When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now writes error messages for Microsoft Corporation!.
Why was the computer so tired when it got home!?
-Because it had a hard drive!
Signs that you need to get away from the computer
You try to enter your password on the microwave!.
You email your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready, and he emails you back, 'What's for dinner dad!?'
Your daughter sets up a web site to sell Girl Scout Cookies!.
You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year!.
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Who's there!?
Dwayne!.
Dwayne who!?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!
Knock knock!
Who's there!?
Max!.
Max who!?
Max no difference to you, just let me in!
Knock Knock!
Who's there!?
Yachts
Yachts who!?
Yachts up, doc!?
Knock Knock!
Who's there!?
Ya
Ya who!?
What are you getting so excited about!?
Knock knock!
Who's there!?
Vera
Vera Who!?
Vera few people think these jokes are funny!
Actions speak louder than words (and signs) Computer Jokes
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer!.
When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now writes error messages for Microsoft Corporation!.
Why was the computer so tired when it got home!?
-Because it had a hard drive!
Signs that you need to get away from the computer
You try to enter your password on the microwave!.
You email your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready, and he emails you back, 'What's for dinner dad!?'
Your daughter sets up a web site to sell Girl Scout Cookies!.
You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year!.
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Answers:
I like the signs that you need to get away from the computer!. Here's another one:
The only time your friends see you is through your webcam!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The only time your friends see you is through your webcam!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nice one lol I like the one about the error messages especially :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny
I am going to pass the knock knock jokes on to my niece!.
She'll get a kick out of them!.
Thanks for the laughsWww@Enter-QA@Com
I am going to pass the knock knock jokes on to my niece!.
She'll get a kick out of them!.
Thanks for the laughsWww@Enter-QA@Com
i don't care for knock-knock jokes but the other two are really funny! hope u don't mind me emailing it 2 friends!
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and have a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yes I like the joke compilation, they made me laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Brilliant, reminds me of a excellent joke teller i once knew on here!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I must be a real nerd because I loved all of those computer jokes! (and the Dwayne knock-knock)Www@Enter-QA@Com
except for the first one, the others are goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
Great, keeps me laughing even on a miserable wet morning! Enjoy your day!Www@Enter-QA@Com
not so in for knock knock jokes - but those on computers!.!.!. gimme more! :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
All very funny
Give us just one more before you go, please pleaseWww@Enter-QA@Com
Give us just one more before you go, please pleaseWww@Enter-QA@Com
Great job dude!!!!!!!
I like the error messages one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I like the error messages one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I like this error one!.!.!. Great work!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yes they r funny!.!.!.neighbour!.!.!.and!.!.!.microwave!.!.!.bo!.!.!. r best!.!.:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
didn't liek d 1st one much!.!.!.d error thing waz cool!.!.!.
thnx 4 d laugh!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
thnx 4 d laugh!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha liked the writer one :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
he he! that was silly!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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somegoodWww@Enter-QA@Com
all r kwl!!mmore computer jokes plz!Www@Enter-QA@Com
booo!
i didn't laugh or smile @ any :(Www@Enter-QA@Com
i didn't laugh or smile @ any :(Www@Enter-QA@Com