Joke> Have you heard the one about the mistaken good dinner napkins?!
Question: Joke> Have you heard the one about the mistaken good dinner napkins!?
THE GOOD NAPKINS !.!.!. Ahhhhh !.!.!. The joys of having Girls !.!.!.!.
My mother taught me to read when I was four years old (her
first mistake)!. One day, I was in the bathroom and noticed one of
the cabinet doors was ajar!.
I read the box in the cabinet!. I then asked my mother why she
was keeping ''napkins' in the bathroom!. Didn't they belong in the
kitchen!? Not wanting to burden me with unnecessary facts, she
told me that those were for 'special occasions' (her second
mistake)!.
Now fast forward a few months!.!.!.!.!.It's Thanksgiving Day, and
my folks are leaving to pick up my uncle and his wife for dinner!.
Mom had assignments for all of us while they were gone!. Mine was to set
the table!.
When they returned, my uncle came in first and immediately
burst into laughter!. Next came his wife who gasped, then began
giggling!. Next came my father, who roared with laughter!. Then came Mom, who
almost died of embarrassment when she saw each place setting on the
table with a 'special occasion' Kotex napkin at each plate, with the
fork carefully arranged on top!. I had even tucked the little tail in
so they didn't hang off the edge!!
My mother asked me why I used these and, of course, my
response sent the other adults into further fits of laughter!. 'But, Mom,
you said they were for special occasions!!!'
Life is too short for drama & petty things, so kiss slowly,
laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly!.!.!.!.and for heavens
sake, use the good napkins whenever you can!
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My mother taught me to read when I was four years old (her
first mistake)!. One day, I was in the bathroom and noticed one of
the cabinet doors was ajar!.
I read the box in the cabinet!. I then asked my mother why she
was keeping ''napkins' in the bathroom!. Didn't they belong in the
kitchen!? Not wanting to burden me with unnecessary facts, she
told me that those were for 'special occasions' (her second
mistake)!.
Now fast forward a few months!.!.!.!.!.It's Thanksgiving Day, and
my folks are leaving to pick up my uncle and his wife for dinner!.
Mom had assignments for all of us while they were gone!. Mine was to set
the table!.
When they returned, my uncle came in first and immediately
burst into laughter!. Next came his wife who gasped, then began
giggling!. Next came my father, who roared with laughter!. Then came Mom, who
almost died of embarrassment when she saw each place setting on the
table with a 'special occasion' Kotex napkin at each plate, with the
fork carefully arranged on top!. I had even tucked the little tail in
so they didn't hang off the edge!!
My mother asked me why I used these and, of course, my
response sent the other adults into further fits of laughter!. 'But, Mom,
you said they were for special occasions!!!'
Life is too short for drama & petty things, so kiss slowly,
laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly!.!.!.!.and for heavens
sake, use the good napkins whenever you can!
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Answers:
I love this and I have four daughters! I am sending this to each one! Thank you Kitty! :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg!!!
tht must have been so mortifying!!!!!!!
hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahaha!.!.!. wish i was there!!!!
hahahahhahahahahaha lolzzzWww@Enter-QA@Com
tht must have been so mortifying!!!!!!!
hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahaha!.!.!. wish i was there!!!!
hahahahhahahahahaha lolzzzWww@Enter-QA@Com
That is adorable!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha very funny KWww@Enter-QA@Com
What would life be like without those special occasions and such special friends!.!.!.:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
gooooooooooooood!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very funny and cute!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That is hilarious!!!!! Have a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very good kitty I really laughed at that one ,thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
Aww lmaoo
star for ya:]Www@Enter-QA@Com
star for ya:]Www@Enter-QA@Com
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lol
i'm gonna make sure i use the good napkins this yearWww@Enter-QA@Com
i'm gonna make sure i use the good napkins this yearWww@Enter-QA@Com
that's funny! Have a star Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol that was funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
funny! you made my day!Www@Enter-QA@Com
that is so cute!. i can see my son doing that!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmfao that was a good 1Www@Enter-QA@Com