This joke is called blueberry hill?!


Question: This joke is called blueberry hill!?
There are three boys that are late for class, the 1st boy walks in the teacher asked where he's been blueberry hill the 2nd the same the 3rd the same, then girl comes in late the teacher says let me guess you've up on blueberry hill she says no I am blueberry hill!.


As u can see I made it short just to let u know so you will get the joke hope u enjoy it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


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Now that joke was funny!. I have heard it before though, It was cute!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Not very funny, but whatever!.
Have you heard the purple flower joke!?
It's r-e-a-l-l-y long!.
It goes, there was a boy walking to school, & a guy on a motor bike yelled out 'you're a purple flower'!. So the boy sat down, & tried to think of what a purple flower was, then he realized he was late for school!.
When he got to school, the teacher asked, why are you late!?
& the boy said, 'well I was walking to school, & a guy on a motor bike yelled out 'you're a purple flower'!. So I sat down, & tried to think of what a purple flower was, then I realized he was late for school, so here I am!.
The teacher then said, 'PURPLE FLOWER! go see the deputy'!.
So he goes to the deputy & he asks, 'why are you here!?'
(he repeats the entire story, including the teacher saying go to the deputy, etc!. & this continues on through the principal, mother, father, police, high court, jail place- any you can think of, the idea is to keep going as long as you can)
& after about 10 years, the boy is walking with his friend, & tells him that he still doesn't know what a purple flower is!.
THe boys friend says "well, a purple flower is!.!.!." then BANG! he gets hit by a truck, whats the moral of the story- look both ways before you cross the street!.
(you can also say that the moral is that you've wasted approx!. 1/2 an hour of their life)Www@Enter-QA@Com

why not make it even shorter:

START 3 kids stop late for class stop kid 1 late says on blueberry hill stop kid 2 late says on blueberry hill stop kid 3 late teacher guesses stop on blueberry too stop kid 3 says i'm blueberry hill ENDWww@Enter-QA@Com

1!. If you are employed, don't quit your day job!.

2!. If you are a student, better pay attention in school and do your homework!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

This joke was aiite!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

not really funny dudeWww@Enter-QA@Com



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