Easy ten points.. read on.?!
Question: Easy ten points!.!. read on!.!?
Simple pimple :) I'm bored so!.!.
MAKE ME LAUGH ;D
Be original, none of the 'Your Mama' jokes, there pathetic:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
MAKE ME LAUGH ;D
Be original, none of the 'Your Mama' jokes, there pathetic:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head were all trapped on an island!. The brunette estimated that it was about 20 miles away!. She tells the others and then she swims away!. She swims 5 miles and then she drowns!.
"Hmm!.!.!. I wonder if she made it," the red-head thought!. She started swimming, but she had a little more endurance than the brunette!. She made it to 5 miles when she began to get tired and drowned after she swam 10!.
"I wonder if either of them made it," the blonde thought so she begin swimming!. She made it 5 miles!.!.!. 10 miles!.!.!. 15 miles!.!.!. 19 miles! She was only one mile away from the mainland, "I'm tired," she said to herself, "I better go back!."
edit-another one:
A Scotsman and an Englishman lived next door to each other!.
The Scotsman owned a hen and each morning he would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast!.
One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Englishman's garden!. He was about to go next door when he saw the Englishman pick up the egg!.
The Scotsman ran up to the Englishman and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen!.
The Englishman disagreed because the egg was laid on his property!.
They argued for a while until finally the Scotsman said, "In my family we normally solve disputes by the following actions: I kick you in the testicles and time how long it takes for you to get back up!. Then you kick me in the testicles and time how long it takes for me to get up!. Whoever gets up quicker wins the egg!."
The Englishman agreed to this and so the Scotsman put on the heaviest pair of boots he could find!. He took a few steps back, then ran toward the Englishman and kicked him as hard as he could in the testicles!.
The Englishman fell to the floor clutching his groin, howling in agony for 30 minutes!.
Eventually the Englishman stood up and said, "Now it's my turn to kick you!."
The Scotsman smiled and said, "Ye can keep the damn egg!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Hmm!.!.!. I wonder if she made it," the red-head thought!. She started swimming, but she had a little more endurance than the brunette!. She made it to 5 miles when she began to get tired and drowned after she swam 10!.
"I wonder if either of them made it," the blonde thought so she begin swimming!. She made it 5 miles!.!.!. 10 miles!.!.!. 15 miles!.!.!. 19 miles! She was only one mile away from the mainland, "I'm tired," she said to herself, "I better go back!."
edit-another one:
A Scotsman and an Englishman lived next door to each other!.
The Scotsman owned a hen and each morning he would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast!.
One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Englishman's garden!. He was about to go next door when he saw the Englishman pick up the egg!.
The Scotsman ran up to the Englishman and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen!.
The Englishman disagreed because the egg was laid on his property!.
They argued for a while until finally the Scotsman said, "In my family we normally solve disputes by the following actions: I kick you in the testicles and time how long it takes for you to get back up!. Then you kick me in the testicles and time how long it takes for me to get up!. Whoever gets up quicker wins the egg!."
The Englishman agreed to this and so the Scotsman put on the heaviest pair of boots he could find!. He took a few steps back, then ran toward the Englishman and kicked him as hard as he could in the testicles!.
The Englishman fell to the floor clutching his groin, howling in agony for 30 minutes!.
Eventually the Englishman stood up and said, "Now it's my turn to kick you!."
The Scotsman smiled and said, "Ye can keep the damn egg!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
i just read this one girl's joke dude it's so freakin funny!. here it is:
A little boy goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God a male or a female!?" After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well, God is both a male and a female!." This confuses the little boy, so he asks, "Is God black or white!?" "Well, God is both black and white!."At this, the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks, "Is Michael Jackson God!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
A little boy goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God a male or a female!?" After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well, God is both a male and a female!." This confuses the little boy, so he asks, "Is God black or white!?" "Well, God is both black and white!."At this, the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks, "Is Michael Jackson God!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Smoking in the Rain
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette!. It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke!.
Her friend saw this and said, "Hey that's a good idea! But, what is that thing you put over your cigarette!?"
The other old lady said, "It's a condom!."
"A condom!? Where do you get those!?"
The lady with the cigarette told her friend that you could purchase condoms at the pharmacy!. When the two old ladies arrived downtown, the old lady with all the questions went into the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist if he sold condoms!. The pharmacist said yes, but looked a little surprised that this old woman was interested in condoms, so he asked her, "What size do you want!?"
The old lady thought for a minute and said, "One that will fit a Camel!."
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Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette!. It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke!.
Her friend saw this and said, "Hey that's a good idea! But, what is that thing you put over your cigarette!?"
The other old lady said, "It's a condom!."
"A condom!? Where do you get those!?"
The lady with the cigarette told her friend that you could purchase condoms at the pharmacy!. When the two old ladies arrived downtown, the old lady with all the questions went into the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist if he sold condoms!. The pharmacist said yes, but looked a little surprised that this old woman was interested in condoms, so he asked her, "What size do you want!?"
The old lady thought for a minute and said, "One that will fit a Camel!."
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Jokes:
There were these girl spys one a blonde,one a red head, and one a brunette!.They got cought spying and they were to be shot!.
Just when they were about to shoot the brunette yell Harricane!
The people looked away and she excaped!.
Then when they were about to shott the red and blone the red head yelled earth quake! She got away!.
They were about to shoot the blone when she yelled fire!
They shot her!.
Dumb Blonde Joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
There were these girl spys one a blonde,one a red head, and one a brunette!.They got cought spying and they were to be shot!.
Just when they were about to shoot the brunette yell Harricane!
The people looked away and she excaped!.
Then when they were about to shott the red and blone the red head yelled earth quake! She got away!.
They were about to shoot the blone when she yelled fire!
They shot her!.
Dumb Blonde Joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ok there was this blonde!. She went into this electronic store!. She asked the clerk can i buy that tv!. He said no i don't sell to blonds!. The next day she came back with a red wig on!. She asked can she buy the tv!. The clerk said no i don't sell to blonds!. So she came back again the next day with a brunette wig on!. Again she asked can i buy that tv!. The clerk said no i don't sell to blonds!. She asked how he knew she was a blond!. The clerk replied because thats not a tv it's a microwaveWww@Enter-QA@Com
there where 3 guys and they wanted to drink holly water so they went to a preist and asked him if they could drink some he said "to dirnk the holly water you have to do something bad" so all 3 of them left and the 1st guy came back the next day he said to the preist i stole a car can i drink the holly water the preist answered as yes the 2nd guy walked up the presist told him that he threw a rock at a window so the preist let him drink some of the holly water the 3rd guy walked up to the prest and told him "I peed in the holly water"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he stare them down until he gets the information he needs!.
Jesus walks on water but Chuck Norris swims on land
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's butter
lol that's all i've got
EDIT: oh i just remembered another one! haha
why doesn't tigger have any friends!?
because he plays with poo! haha ok i'm done
EDIT: haha one more!
What type of Bees produces milk!?
Boo-Bees! =DWww@Enter-QA@Com
Jesus walks on water but Chuck Norris swims on land
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's butter
lol that's all i've got
EDIT: oh i just remembered another one! haha
why doesn't tigger have any friends!?
because he plays with poo! haha ok i'm done
EDIT: haha one more!
What type of Bees produces milk!?
Boo-Bees! =DWww@Enter-QA@Com
A blonde is driving on her way to work!.
Her husband calls her cellphone, and tells her to be careful
because there is a crazed driver going the wrong way on the 405!.
To which the blond replies "Yeah there's not just one,
there's f*cking hundreds of them!"
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Her husband calls her cellphone, and tells her to be careful
because there is a crazed driver going the wrong way on the 405!.
To which the blond replies "Yeah there's not just one,
there's f*cking hundreds of them!"
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i read some retarded one lol!.
What does an elephant say to a naked man!?
"how do you blow out of that thing!?"
so retarded, anyways have funreading these jokes!.
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What does an elephant say to a naked man!?
"how do you blow out of that thing!?"
so retarded, anyways have funreading these jokes!.
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A man gets on a scale and sucks in his stomach!.
His wife sarcastically says, "I don't think that's going to help!."
The man replies back, "Of course it will, how else will I see the numbers!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
His wife sarcastically says, "I don't think that's going to help!."
The man replies back, "Of course it will, how else will I see the numbers!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
how did the butcher introduce his wife!?
!.!.!.----> Meat Patty! x))
ahahahahaha, idk!.!.its a stupid joke but i find it hilarious! =] Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.----> Meat Patty! x))
ahahahahaha, idk!.!.its a stupid joke but i find it hilarious! =] Www@Enter-QA@Com
There was this guy Ferrriilloo!.:D
And a girl Ferrillaaa!.xD
They were in the sun!.
They just sat there and started laughing!.:DWww@Enter-QA@Com
And a girl Ferrillaaa!.xD
They were in the sun!.
They just sat there and started laughing!.:DWww@Enter-QA@Com
what do you call 6 white guys on a bench
The NBAWww@Enter-QA@Com
The NBAWww@Enter-QA@Com
What did one balloon say to the other!? I blove you!Www@Enter-QA@Com