One Of my Fav. (joke)?!
Question: One Of my Fav!. (joke)!?
A mechanic was removing the cylinder head from the engine of a Jaguar when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his garage!.
The surgeon was waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his car!.
The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey, Doc, could I ask you a question!?"
The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic!.
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, take a look at this engine!. I open its heart, take valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new!. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks when you and I are doing basically the same work!?"
The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and then whispered to the mechanic, "Try doing it with the engine running!." Www@Enter-QA@Com
The surgeon was waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his car!.
The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey, Doc, could I ask you a question!?"
The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic!.
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, take a look at this engine!. I open its heart, take valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new!. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks when you and I are doing basically the same work!?"
The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and then whispered to the mechanic, "Try doing it with the engine running!." Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
That's a good joke, i like :)
for everyone who didn't get it
the mech!. fixes cars when they're off so nothings moving and you can take all the time in the world!.
For the doctor there's no way to "turn the engine off" since the person is still alive and breathing, which means the blood is still flowing and something can break or tear at any moment!. So even though though the mech!. and the doctor follow the same basics, the doctor's job is much, much harder and therefore deserves more money!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
for everyone who didn't get it
the mech!. fixes cars when they're off so nothings moving and you can take all the time in the world!.
For the doctor there's no way to "turn the engine off" since the person is still alive and breathing, which means the blood is still flowing and something can break or tear at any moment!. So even though though the mech!. and the doctor follow the same basics, the doctor's job is much, much harder and therefore deserves more money!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha! Funny!
So this guy walks into a bar and says "Anyone wanna hear a blond joke!?" This other guys says!.!.!.
"I'm 5 inches taller than you, probably 100 pounds heavier, and I'm blond!.!.!.That guy there, he's a sumo wrestler, he's blond!. And him over there, he's a weight lifting champion and he's blond!.!.!.Plus we're all drunk!.!.!.do you still want to tell the story!?" So the guy thought a minute and answered!.!.!."Nah, I don't want to explain it 3 times!."
/JaimeWww@Enter-QA@Com
So this guy walks into a bar and says "Anyone wanna hear a blond joke!?" This other guys says!.!.!.
"I'm 5 inches taller than you, probably 100 pounds heavier, and I'm blond!.!.!.That guy there, he's a sumo wrestler, he's blond!. And him over there, he's a weight lifting champion and he's blond!.!.!.Plus we're all drunk!.!.!.do you still want to tell the story!?" So the guy thought a minute and answered!.!.!."Nah, I don't want to explain it 3 times!."
/JaimeWww@Enter-QA@Com
It's not laugh out loud funny, to me, but it's really clever! I like it a lot, it made me smile!. I'm going to remember this one for a while!.!.!.
Anyone who doesn't get it needs to check up on what the word 'metaphor' means!. Seriously!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Anyone who doesn't get it needs to check up on what the word 'metaphor' means!. Seriously!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It's okay, I didn't laugh or anything, but I smiled about it, see : )Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahahahah nice one dude!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Another Oldie Goldie!.!.!.
But a goodie!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
But a goodie!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That is actually a funny joke!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahaha, that's good!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LoL very funny Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I get it!.
That was kinda dumb!.!.!.
But I get it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That was kinda dumb!.!.!.
But I get it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hi5!Www@Enter-QA@Com
damn!.!.!. that's funny man!.!.!. hahahahahahahhahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
i like this 1Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good enough joke!.Not the best i have heard!.Thanks anyway!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I dont get it!?!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL
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Thats a good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
that is funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
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It's interesting, but not really that funny!. at all!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha!.!.!.that's a good one :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
what he said-Www@Enter-QA@Com
loool that was goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol *Www@Enter-QA@Com
i dont get itWww@Enter-QA@Com
i dont get itWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha thats a good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
nice!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
???I Really Don't Get It!.Sorry , But You Aren't Funny!.;[???Www@Enter-QA@Com
I get it, but its gay!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i dont get itWww@Enter-QA@Com