I need a funny; Best joke in the world?!
Question: I need a funny; Best joke in the world!?
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A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle!.
For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features!. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a
spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire!.
No further studies are expected!.
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1!. Men are like Laxatives !. They irritate the crap out of you!.
2 Men are like!. Bananas !. The older they get, the less firm they are!.
3!. Men are like Weather !. Nothing can be done to change them!.
4!. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why!.
5!. Men are like Chocolate Bars !. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips!.
6!. Men are like Commercials !. You can't believe a word they say!.
7!. Men are like Department Stores !.!.!. Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8!. Men are like !. Government Bonds !.!.!.!. They take soooooooo long to mature!.
9!. Men are like Mascara !. They usually run at the first sign of emotion!.
10!. Men are like Popcorn !. They satisfy you, but only for a little while!.
11!. Men are like Snowstorms You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last!.
12!. Men are like Lava Lamps !. Fun to look at, but not very bright!.
13!. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features!. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a
spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire!.
No further studies are expected!.
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1!. Men are like Laxatives !. They irritate the crap out of you!.
2 Men are like!. Bananas !. The older they get, the less firm they are!.
3!. Men are like Weather !. Nothing can be done to change them!.
4!. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why!.
5!. Men are like Chocolate Bars !. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips!.
6!. Men are like Commercials !. You can't believe a word they say!.
7!. Men are like Department Stores !.!.!. Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8!. Men are like !. Government Bonds !.!.!.!. They take soooooooo long to mature!.
9!. Men are like Mascara !. They usually run at the first sign of emotion!.
10!. Men are like Popcorn !. They satisfy you, but only for a little while!.
11!. Men are like Snowstorms You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last!.
12!. Men are like Lava Lamps !. Fun to look at, but not very bright!.
13!. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A dumb blonde is driving on her way to work!. Her husband calls her cellphone, and tells her to be careful because there is a crazed driver going the wrong way on the 405!. To which the blond replies "Yeah there's not just one, there's f*cking hundreds of them!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
This is an actual note to a school by a child's parent to be excused from class:
Pleas excuse Noah from class he has (dyary) (diria) (dyriah) the $hits!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Pleas excuse Noah from class he has (dyary) (diria) (dyriah) the $hits!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Your mama's teeth are soooo crooked, that every time she bites into a hamburger, it makes the 'Batman' symbol summons Batman!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
a man, a dinosaur and a rock are having a sleepover!. Who has the right to remain silent!. The guy who took my sandwich!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
type in "a fly drops 6 inches" on google!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com