Please give me some funny quotes?!


Question: Please give me some funny quotes!?
Please give me some funny quotes!. The one who gives me a lot of quotes that are funny gets 10 points!Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
I DO NOT OWN THESE QUOTES THAT IS WHY I CREDITED THIS WEBSITE

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings!.

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped

Girls are like phones!. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people!.

You laugh because I'm different!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
I laugh cause I just farted!

You tried your best and you failed miserably!. The lesson is 'never try'



Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from!.

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired!?

He who laughs last didn't get it

Your mama is so fat, when she sings, its over!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

i DO NOT own these!.!.!.they r for ur entertainment only!.!.!.no copyright laws r meant to b broken so here we go:

God created men first, 'cuz u always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!

It's better to let someone think u r an idiot than open ur mouth and prove it!.

Girls are like phones, we like 2 b held and talked to, but if u press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

Everyone's entitled to be stupid but u r abusing the priveledge!.

one day your prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is 2 stubborn 2 ask for directions!.


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