Do you find this joke..funny.George W.Bush has a?!
Question: Do you find this joke!.!.funny!.George W!.Bush has a!?
heart attack and dies!. He goes to hell where the Devil is waiting for him!.
'I don't know what to do here' says the Devil!. 'You're on my list but I have no room for you! You definitely have to stay here though, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do!. I've got 3 people who weren't quite as bad as you!. I'll let one of them go and you can take their place!. I'll even let you decide who leaves!.'
George reluctantly agreed!.
The devil opened the first room!. In there was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water!. He kept resurfacing over and over, gasping for air, such was his fate in hell!.
'No!' George said, 'I don't think so!. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I could do that all day long!.'
The devil led him to the next room!. In it was Tony Blair with a hammer and a room full of rocks!. All he did was swing the hammer, time after time, and more rocks appeared!.
'No! I've got this problem with my back!. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!' commented George!.
The devil then opened the third door!. In it was Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor with his arms and legs staked in spread eagle pose!. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best!
George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, 'Yeah, I could handle this!'
The devil smiled and said !.!.!.!.'Monica, you're free to go!'Www@Enter-QA@Com
'I don't know what to do here' says the Devil!. 'You're on my list but I have no room for you! You definitely have to stay here though, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do!. I've got 3 people who weren't quite as bad as you!. I'll let one of them go and you can take their place!. I'll even let you decide who leaves!.'
George reluctantly agreed!.
The devil opened the first room!. In there was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water!. He kept resurfacing over and over, gasping for air, such was his fate in hell!.
'No!' George said, 'I don't think so!. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I could do that all day long!.'
The devil led him to the next room!. In it was Tony Blair with a hammer and a room full of rocks!. All he did was swing the hammer, time after time, and more rocks appeared!.
'No! I've got this problem with my back!. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!' commented George!.
The devil then opened the third door!. In it was Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor with his arms and legs staked in spread eagle pose!. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best!
George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, 'Yeah, I could handle this!'
The devil smiled and said !.!.!.!.'Monica, you're free to go!'Www@Enter-QA@Com
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omg taht is the funniest joke lol!!!!!! george bush thought he was gonna let bill clinton goWww@Enter-QA@Com
That was really funny and unexpected!.
LOL!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very good! (Another Bill Clinton joke - what's the difference between Bill and the queen!? You only get down on one knee when you visit the queen)!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg !. hahhahhaaWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha funny Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha xWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ahhhh!.!.!.now it is more funny!.!.!.!.where Clinton will point his gun!.!.!.I suppose Bush is already laden with Scuds that can always back fires!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lmaooo
ooooh too good to be true hahahaha
Good one hun
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ooooh too good to be true hahahaha
Good one hun
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That would make bush even happier!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Conan, I'm ashamed at you!. Didn't your Mum teach you not to pick on retards!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That was soooooo funny, have a star &11/10Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMFG!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yeah, I think it's funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
yes ,i found it as funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol only if it where trueWww@Enter-QA@Com
yes i find it funny lolWww@Enter-QA@Com