Joke Psychiatric Hotline ..can I have some stars ?!
Question: Joke Psychiatric Hotline !.!.can I have some stars !?
Hello, Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly!.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2!.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6!.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want!. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call!.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press!.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press!. No one will answer!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly!.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2!.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6!.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want!. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call!.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press!.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press!. No one will answer!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
*falls on the floor with laughter*
thank you soo much for that is soo funny
also thanks i havnt been feeling well i got a cold and stomach pains this has really cheered me up and i already feel better
lolol this is one of the best jokes ever gunna go tell all my family lol great one
*faints with laughter *Www@Enter-QA@Com
thank you soo much for that is soo funny
also thanks i havnt been feeling well i got a cold and stomach pains this has really cheered me up and i already feel better
lolol this is one of the best jokes ever gunna go tell all my family lol great one
*faints with laughter *Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny, you always need to laugh about the different people in the world!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL thats sooo funny
i've heard it before i think, but its hilarious
star 4 u!
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i've heard it before i think, but its hilarious
star 4 u!
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funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
This is kinda old on yahoo answersWww@Enter-QA@Com
i should try one of those hotlines!.!.!.eheh
good one mate!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one mate!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
iv heard that some where its funny
you deserve a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
you deserve a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
hey! i've been replying your jokes! lol i like this one tooWww@Enter-QA@Com