Caveman joke??????????!
Question: Caveman joke!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
There once was a Caveman whose given name was "Onestone", so named
because he had only one testicle!.
He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone!
After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,
"If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!"
The word got around and nobody called him that any more!.
Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said,
"Good morning, Onestone!.!.!."
He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he
made love to her all day and all night!. He made love to her all the next
day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion!.
The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would
do!.
Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman
named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away for many
years!.
Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw
Onestone!. She hugged him and said, "Good to see
you Onestone!."
Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest,
then he made love
to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next
day, made love to her all the next night but, try as he might Yellow Bird
wouldn't die!
What is the moral of this story!?
'OH, 'Come on'!.!.!.take a guess!
Think about it !.!.
And the moral is !.!.
!.!.!.You can't kill two birds with one stone"
(C'mon that was funny !)Www@Enter-QA@Com
because he had only one testicle!.
He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone!
After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,
"If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!"
The word got around and nobody called him that any more!.
Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said,
"Good morning, Onestone!.!.!."
He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he
made love to her all day and all night!. He made love to her all the next
day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion!.
The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would
do!.
Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman
named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away for many
years!.
Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw
Onestone!. She hugged him and said, "Good to see
you Onestone!."
Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest,
then he made love
to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next
day, made love to her all the next night but, try as he might Yellow Bird
wouldn't die!
What is the moral of this story!?
'OH, 'Come on'!.!.!.take a guess!
Think about it !.!.
And the moral is !.!.
!.!.!.You can't kill two birds with one stone"
(C'mon that was funny !)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Nicely put, must remember that one!. Hahaha!
I'll give you credit :)!.!.er!.!.no relation I hope!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'll give you credit :)!.!.er!.!.no relation I hope!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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yes thats funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHA Very good :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
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sorta funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
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ive neverheard that,
star for uWww@Enter-QA@Com
ive neverheard that,
star for uWww@Enter-QA@Com
so!.!.!.!.!.!.!.now you are talkin'!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.hihihi!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO!!!!!!!1`Www@Enter-QA@Com
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that was funny ;]Www@Enter-QA@Com
that was funny ;]Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha, good play on words!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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funny!?
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funny!?
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best joke ever!!lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
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good grief!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
this is good very funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
good for onestone only hope he does not meet up with my mother in law it would take a hell of lot more then all day and all night to kill that old bat!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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that was clever!.!.i liked it : ]Www@Enter-QA@Com
that was clever!.!.i liked it : ]Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol that was funny!!! good one!!!! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com