Is This The Joke Of The Day?...?!


Question: Is This The Joke Of The Day!?!.!.!.!?
A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to them!. To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence!. The first student raised his hand and said "The sky is definitely blue"!. The teacher said, "Well, that isnt entirely correct, because sometimes its gray and cloudy"!.

Another student says, "Grass is definitely green!." The teacher again replies "If grass doesnt get enough water it turns brown, so that isnt really correct either!."

Another student raises his hand and asks the teacher "Do farts have lumps!?" The teacher looked at him and said "No!.!.!.But that isnt really a question you want to ask in class discussion!." So the student replies, "Then I definitely crapped my pants!."
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Answers:
That is so funny!!! I'm crying right now from laffing!. Good job!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Then she asked them for a sentence with marvellous in it!.
The first student said; "We went to the circus last week and had a marvellous time"!.
The second one said; "We went to Spain for our holiday and had a marvellous time"!.
Then the daft lad put his hand up and said; "Please miss I can say a sentence with marvellous in it twice"!.
"Go ahead then" said the teacher"!.
"My sister came home last night and told my dad that she was pregnant and he said, That's marvellous, that's just bloody marvellous!"
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Holy Crappies now that's what I call a good joke!.Thanks for giving me a laugh,like you always do!.
Yep you're right dont' give in to any body that asks for best answer it does not work like that!.xxx
Have a wonderful day!.xxxxWww@Enter-QA@Com

hehe pleasechoose me best answer i will do anything i don't have any best answers and your avatar is hot how old are you i wanna marry youWww@Enter-QA@Com

oh come on, choose abby as best answer, she was the first one to comment! hehe!.!.!.!. that joke can be the best of the day but the day ain't over yet lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

hahahahaha this is the first joke today that made me laugh out loud :-)

i think it should be joke of the day :-)

i alsoo think you should give me best answer!? !.!.!. ill star

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Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com

lolllll!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Awesome joke you get a star now give abby best answerWww@Enter-QA@Com

Sweet joke!. Good one!. Star *Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yeah great joke, LoLWww@Enter-QA@Com

yep that surely was the joke of the day
!!!
still is a bit gross though!!!!
sozzWww@Enter-QA@Com

Funny! i love this joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

thats to funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
THATS A GOOD JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL LOL LOL LOL
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!
OMG!!! KEEP POSTIN JOKES!.!.!.!.
OMG! I LAFFED TO LOUD, I WOKE MY MOM!
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com

lolz u seriously have the greatest of greatest jokes ever!! i would say A+ 100/100 and also i give a star!!! good job!!! and welcome back with ur jokes!! =)Www@Enter-QA@Com



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