More dumb jokes from Dummy?!
Question: More dumb jokes from Dummy!?
I don't why Yahoo put this under Jokes!. It's actually a serious warning!.
Over the last month I became victim of a clever scam that made shopping most traumatic!. It could happen to you!.
I was grocery shopping and while putting the bags in my car two voluptuous girls 20 - 21 came over to my car started wiping the windshield with rags and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts, impossible not to notice!.
When I offered them a tip they said "no" but would I drive them to another store!. I agreed and they got in the back seat,
On the way they completely stripped and one of them climbed into the front seat and started crawling all over me, wow!. In the meantime the other one stole my wallet
I've had my wallet stolen August 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th & 24th!. Then again on September 1st, 4th and twice on the 8th and I'll probably be unlucky enough it that will happen again next Saturday!.
So be careful it doesn't happen to you!.
A guy says to his friend "I remember the first time I substituted alcohol for women'
His friend said "How was it!?"
"Not very good" said the guy "I got my pr*ck stuck in the bottle!.
A quarterback was in court to get his recent marriage annulled!.
"On what grounds" asked the judge
"Non-virginity" said the quarterback "I thought I was marrying a tight end, but she turned out to be a wide receiver!.
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Over the last month I became victim of a clever scam that made shopping most traumatic!. It could happen to you!.
I was grocery shopping and while putting the bags in my car two voluptuous girls 20 - 21 came over to my car started wiping the windshield with rags and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts, impossible not to notice!.
When I offered them a tip they said "no" but would I drive them to another store!. I agreed and they got in the back seat,
On the way they completely stripped and one of them climbed into the front seat and started crawling all over me, wow!. In the meantime the other one stole my wallet
I've had my wallet stolen August 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th & 24th!. Then again on September 1st, 4th and twice on the 8th and I'll probably be unlucky enough it that will happen again next Saturday!.
So be careful it doesn't happen to you!.
A guy says to his friend "I remember the first time I substituted alcohol for women'
His friend said "How was it!?"
"Not very good" said the guy "I got my pr*ck stuck in the bottle!.
A quarterback was in court to get his recent marriage annulled!.
"On what grounds" asked the judge
"Non-virginity" said the quarterback "I thought I was marrying a tight end, but she turned out to be a wide receiver!.
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Answers:
Wow I'm totally having a brain fart on the first one!. But at least I get to tally up a whopping 2pts!. and for that I thank you SirBuck!.
(Yes I am following you!. The CIA sent me, so when you are all alone in the most private of all private moments, and you think someone is secretly watching you, but most people dismiss it for paranoia, you shouldn't because it is really me!. Sorry I bugged your house too, you didn't find any of those yet did you!? I should have kept my cover better, maybe then you wouldn't have noticed little old me!.)Www@Enter-QA@Com
(Yes I am following you!. The CIA sent me, so when you are all alone in the most private of all private moments, and you think someone is secretly watching you, but most people dismiss it for paranoia, you shouldn't because it is really me!. Sorry I bugged your house too, you didn't find any of those yet did you!? I should have kept my cover better, maybe then you wouldn't have noticed little old me!.)Www@Enter-QA@Com
You know what is one of the pluses about yahoo! J & R′s is seeing a great joke that you posted some time ago repeated!. Thank you!. The second two are smiles only but the first is still a LOL!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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