I am so bored!please help me!?!


Question: I am so bored!please help me!!?
what are some pranks i can pull!? i am at the library! oh and what state are you in!?Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
So, here is a joke for you:


Two men at a bar had been enjoying a few drinks for the past couple of hours and were pretty drunk when one of them notices a beautiful woman sitting in the corner!. One says to the other, "Jeez, I'd really like to dance with that girl!."

The other man replies, "Well go ahead and ask her, don't be a chicken!."

So the man approaches the lovely woman and says, "Excuse me!. Would you be so kind as to dance with me!?"

Seeing the man is totally drunk the woman says, "I'm sorry!. Right now I'm concentrating on matrimony and I'd rather sit than dance!."

So the man humbly returns to his friend!.

"So what did she say!?" asks the friend!.

The drunk responded, "She said she's constipated on macaroni and would rather $hit in her pants!."
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Find a security camera - and be really gross in front of it - picking your nose or whatever!.

Move books on evolution into the Christian section & vice versa - or books on dinasaurs work too!.

Write cryptic notes, & stuff them in books on communism or the CIA!.

Find the paranormal section, and remove all those books - forming a single tower in the middle of the isle!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

hmmm a very original prank!.!.but in my opinion its still good!.!.!.go put that clear seran wrap stuff over the toilet thing so when some1 sits down to pee!.!.!.or watever!.!.!.!.it wont go in the toilet, but it will be all over THEM lol!.!.!.anyway, i think its classical! im in alabama!.!.hope i helped you lol!.!.!.u should pull that prank on the mean librarian lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

take off ur shoes and put ur legs on the chair infron of u !.!.!. make it like u mean it
loooooooooooool
ppl will puke :S:S
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why are you bored when that white stuff is well you know
you need to fix thatWww@Enter-QA@Com



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