Do people like Doctor Doctor Jokes?!
Question: Do people like Doctor Doctor Jokes!?
Doctor, Doctor you have to help me out!
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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses!.
Obviously you do!. this is a fish and chip shop!
Doctor, Doctor I've had tummy ache since I ate three crabs yesterday!.
Did they smell bad when you took them out of their shells!?
What do you mean "took them out of their shells!"
Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me!.
Next please!
Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam!.
You're too tents!.
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a dog!.
Sit on the couch and we will talk about it!.
But I'm not allowed up on the couch!
Doctor, Doctor I've a split personality
Well, you'd better both sit down then!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a nit
Will you get out of my hair!
Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone!.
Are you choking!?
No, I really did!
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bell!?
Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring!
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn't I see you yesterday!?
Doctor, Doctor I've got wind! Can you give me something!?
Yes - here's a kite!
Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running!?!
Stick your foot out and trip it up
Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps throwing me in the garbage!.
Don't talk rubbish!
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a sheep!.
That's baaaaaaaaaad!
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a bee!.
Well buzz off I'm busy!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a mosquito
Go away, sucker!
Doctor, doctor my hed hurts
then stop standing infront of the dart board!
Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar
Don't worry you'll soon change!
Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don't feel well!.
That's quite enough out of you!
Doctor, Doctor I've got bad teeth, foul breath and smelly feet!.
Sounds like you've got Foot and Mouth disease!
Doctor, Doctor my husband smells like fish
Poor sole!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a spider
What a web of lies!
Doctor, Doctor I'm a burglar!
Have you taken anything for it!?
Doctor, Doctor my baby is the image of his father
Never mind just so long as he's healthy!
Yes, I do!.
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Obviously you do!. this is a fish and chip shop!
Doctor, Doctor I've had tummy ache since I ate three crabs yesterday!.
Did they smell bad when you took them out of their shells!?
What do you mean "took them out of their shells!"
Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me!.
Next please!
Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam!.
You're too tents!.
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a dog!.
Sit on the couch and we will talk about it!.
But I'm not allowed up on the couch!
Doctor, Doctor I've a split personality
Well, you'd better both sit down then!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a nit
Will you get out of my hair!
Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone!.
Are you choking!?
No, I really did!
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bell!?
Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring!
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn't I see you yesterday!?
Doctor, Doctor I've got wind! Can you give me something!?
Yes - here's a kite!
Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running!?!
Stick your foot out and trip it up
Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps throwing me in the garbage!.
Don't talk rubbish!
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a sheep!.
That's baaaaaaaaaad!
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a bee!.
Well buzz off I'm busy!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a mosquito
Go away, sucker!
Doctor, doctor my hed hurts
then stop standing infront of the dart board!
Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar
Don't worry you'll soon change!
Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don't feel well!.
That's quite enough out of you!
Doctor, Doctor I've got bad teeth, foul breath and smelly feet!.
Sounds like you've got Foot and Mouth disease!
Doctor, Doctor my husband smells like fish
Poor sole!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a spider
What a web of lies!
Doctor, Doctor I'm a burglar!
Have you taken anything for it!?
Doctor, Doctor my baby is the image of his father
Never mind just so long as he's healthy!
Yes, I do!.
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doctor doctor i think i'm invisible
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Who said that!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
-Doctor, doctor, what did you say I got!? Capricorn!? Leo!?
-Cancer! you idiot!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
-Cancer! you idiot!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
old one, how about a new one!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
doctor, doctor, I think I've got Tourette's Syndrome you f**king c**t !Www@Enter-QA@Com
doctor, doctor, I think I've got Tourette's Syndrome you f**king c**t !Www@Enter-QA@Com
yer sometimes!.!.!.this one isnt really one of em!.!.!.soz!Www@Enter-QA@Com
There not to bad some of them!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hmm, cute!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I like it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
that is a gud one but it aint like lolololol soz
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yeah, when they are funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
sure i guessWww@Enter-QA@Com
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LOL!.!.!. so funny!.
Thanks dear for sharing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thanks dear for sharing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I certainly do! Luv ur joke!
Have a good day!
Regards
AmalWww@Enter-QA@Com
Have a good day!
Regards
AmalWww@Enter-QA@Com