Did you know that it's national "TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY" today?!


Question: Did you know that it's national "TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY" today!?
So I thought i'd start off with this joke i just stole from someone

A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while!. What happened, you look terrible!"

"What do you mean!?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine!."

The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg!? You didn't have that before!."

"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really!."

"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook!? Last time I saw you, you had both hands!."

"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship!. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really!."

"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch!? Last time you were in here you had both eyes!."

"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship!. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye!."

"So!?" replied the bartender, "what happened!? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird sh!t !"

"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet!."Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Haha nice one me matey!

How do you know when you're a pirate!?
You just arrrrrrrh

What kind of movies do pirates like!?
The ones that are rated arrrrrh

And just remember!
To err is human
To arr is pirate!

Shiver-me-timbers have a marrrrvelous day!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Ha ha me hearties - an excellent joke!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

haha ive hard one similar before but it was something to do with him going for a pee!. perhaps you know it, i cant remember itWww@Enter-QA@Com

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what do you call a rodent who lives in pastry!?
a PIE-RAT!.

yaaaarrr! squeak!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

ha-haWww@Enter-QA@Com

One of my favourite pirates is Pirate Pete!.!.!.!.!.!. Garrrrgh!Www@Enter-QA@Com

arg arg arg thats really funny!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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