Argggh! More Groaners again?!

The recruitment consultant asked me 'What do you think of voluntary
work!?!? I said 'I wouldn't do it if you paid me!.'

I was in the jungle and there was this monkey with a tin opener!. I said,
'You don't need a tin opener to peel a banana!.' He said, 'No, this is
for the custard!.'

This policeman came up to me with a pencil and a piece of very thin
paper!. He said, 'I want you to trace someone for me!.'

I told my mum that I'd opened a theatre!. She said, 'Are you having me
on!?' I said, 'Well I'll give you an audition, but I'm not promising you
anything!.'

I phoned the local builders today, I said to them 'Can I have a skip
outside my house!?' He said, 'I'm not stopping you!'

This cowboy walks in to a German car showroom and he says 'Audi!'

I visited the offices of the RSPCA today!. It's tiny: you couldn't swing
a cat in there!.

I was stealing things in the supermarket today while balanced on the
shoulders of a couple of vampires!. I was charged with shoplifting on two
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