Want to hear some old Groaners?!
Question: Want to hear some old Groaners!?
I met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on
it!. I thought, 'That's Aboriginal!.'
This lorry full of tortoises collided with a van full of terrapins!. It
was a turtle disaster!.
I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley!. She said 'Tenpin!?'
I said, 'No, permanent!.'
I went in to a pet shop!. I said, 'Can I buy a goldfish!?' The guy said,
'Do you want an aquarium!?' I said, 'I don't care what star sign it is!.'
I was at a Garden Centre and I asked for something herby!. They gave me a
Volkswagen with no driver!.
Batman came up to me and he hit me over the head with a vase and he went
T'PAU! I said 'Don't you mean KAPOW!?!? He said 'No, I've got china in my
hand!.'
I bought some Armageddon cheese today, and it said on the packet!. 'Best
Before End'Www@Enter-QA@Com
it!. I thought, 'That's Aboriginal!.'
This lorry full of tortoises collided with a van full of terrapins!. It
was a turtle disaster!.
I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley!. She said 'Tenpin!?'
I said, 'No, permanent!.'
I went in to a pet shop!. I said, 'Can I buy a goldfish!?' The guy said,
'Do you want an aquarium!?' I said, 'I don't care what star sign it is!.'
I was at a Garden Centre and I asked for something herby!. They gave me a
Volkswagen with no driver!.
Batman came up to me and he hit me over the head with a vase and he went
T'PAU! I said 'Don't you mean KAPOW!?!? He said 'No, I've got china in my
hand!.'
I bought some Armageddon cheese today, and it said on the packet!. 'Best
Before End'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
These are just brilliant!. Looking forward to the others!.!.!.!.!.!.
My mum hurt herself the other day when a load of books fell on her!. I said, "You've only got your shelf to blame!.!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
My mum hurt herself the other day when a load of books fell on her!. I said, "You've only got your shelf to blame!.!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
go buy some nails and when asked how long do you want them say you want to keep them!.
while your in the store ask for fork handles and when he produces them, say no you prat four candles, get it!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
while your in the store ask for fork handles and when he produces them, say no you prat four candles, get it!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
There's only one of them I've heard before, so they were actually pretty impressive but very groan worthy!! Www@Enter-QA@Com
seriously, this collection is the best of the three!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
grrrooooaaan:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sad very sadWww@Enter-QA@Com
oh my!
they really were bad but i laughed @ the herby one so have a star :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
they really were bad but i laughed @ the herby one so have a star :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
yep that was a groan alrightWww@Enter-QA@Com
pure gold!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I met the same bloke who was sick of his boomerang but ,try as he might, he just couldn't throw it away!
I went into a pet shop and asked for a wasp!.
"We don't sell them" I was told!.
"That's odd" I said "There's two in the window!"
I bought a packet of those chocolate biscuits shaped like animals but I threw them in the bin when I saw that the sea lion was broken!.
"Why did you do that!?" my wife asked!.
"Well" I said "It says on the packet, not to be eaten if the seals broken!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
I went into a pet shop and asked for a wasp!.
"We don't sell them" I was told!.
"That's odd" I said "There's two in the window!"
I bought a packet of those chocolate biscuits shaped like animals but I threw them in the bin when I saw that the sea lion was broken!.
"Why did you do that!?" my wife asked!.
"Well" I said "It says on the packet, not to be eaten if the seals broken!"Www@Enter-QA@Com