Do you love this chick?!


Question: Do you love this chick!?
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him!. The waitress asks for their orders!. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours!?"

"I'll have the same," says the ostrich!.

A short time later the waitress returns with the order!. "That will be $9!.40 please," she says and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment!.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries, and a coke!." The ostrich says, "I'll have the same!."

Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change!.

This becomes routine until the two enter again later in the week!.

"The usual!?" asks the waitress!.

"No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato, and salad," says the man!. "I'll have the same," says the ostrich!.

Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32!.62!."

Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table!.

The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer!. "Excuse me, sir!. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time!?"

"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp!. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes!. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there!."

"That's brilliant!" says the waitress!. "Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!"

"That's right!. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact m oney is always there," says the man!.

The waitress asks, "But what's with the ostrich!?"

The man sighs and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with a big, round butt and long legs who agrees with everything I say!."Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
This was the best joke I've heard in a while!!! I loved it!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

HIlarious,great one,thanks :) Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahahahahhahaahaaaahahahhahhahahahahhaha!.!.!.
gr8 joke !

? kEeP sMiLiNg !! ? Www@Enter-QA@Com

very good even better than the 12 inch pianist jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

ha ha ha ha ha
its awesome man!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

i love it!.!.it shows that u hav to be specific wen u ask for something!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Its a old joke but still its nice!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

that was funny, thanks for the laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

i love this lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

i like that one
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I've heard this joke before I just forgot the ending!.!.!.!.thanks that joke made my day!.!.!.a nice laugh =)Www@Enter-QA@Com



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