Disgruntled Airline Customer Joke * If you like ?!
Question: Disgruntled Airline Customer Joke * If you like !?
During a blizzard an airline had to cancel a flight going to Los Angeles!. A disgruntled customer jumped in front of over 50 other customers and slammed his ticket down on the counter!.
"I have to have a flight to Las Angeles now," said the customer, "and it has to be first class!."
The agent said calmly, "I'm sorry sir, I will do everthing possible to help you just as soon as I finish assisting all the customers in line, please assume your position in the line and wait you turn!." The customer, unsatisfied screamed at her, "Do you know who the f*** I am!?"
Immediately the agent grabbed her public microphone and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, this customer seems to have forgotten his identity, if anyone might know who he is please come to the service desk immediately and inform him, thank you!"
With the customers in line laughing hysterically the customer grumbled, "F*** YOU!"
The quick witted agent retorted, "Sir, you will have to wait in line for that too!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"I have to have a flight to Las Angeles now," said the customer, "and it has to be first class!."
The agent said calmly, "I'm sorry sir, I will do everthing possible to help you just as soon as I finish assisting all the customers in line, please assume your position in the line and wait you turn!." The customer, unsatisfied screamed at her, "Do you know who the f*** I am!?"
Immediately the agent grabbed her public microphone and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, this customer seems to have forgotten his identity, if anyone might know who he is please come to the service desk immediately and inform him, thank you!"
With the customers in line laughing hysterically the customer grumbled, "F*** YOU!"
The quick witted agent retorted, "Sir, you will have to wait in line for that too!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Witty agent!.!.!.unfortunately BAD BUSINESS!.!.!.the irate customer is most likely a stockholder with enough stock to take care of a less than satisfactory employee!. This day and age!.!.!.workers best keep in line or they'll be selling apples on the street corner for five cents!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
here, here * - i liked it alot - i'm also stealin it if u don't mind - here again * u deserve itWww@Enter-QA@Com
(bum bah bading!.!.!.WAAAAAAaaaaa!) thats the sound on the Price is Right when somebody loses!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! Funny!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol what a smart agent Www@Enter-QA@Com