Can you answer these riddles and can you read my joke ???!


Question: Can you answer these riddles and can you read my joke !?!?!?
I have a few riddles to share with you!.

1) How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25!?

2) A woman was horrified to find a fly in her tea!. The waiter took her cup and went into the kitchen and returned with a fresh cup of tea!. She shouted, "You brought me the same tea!" How did she know!?

3) A large truck is crossing a bridge 1 mile long!. The bridge can only hold 14000 lbs, which is the exact weight of the truck!. The truck makes it half way across the bridge and stops!. A bird lands on the truck!. Does the bridge collapse!?

4) David's father has three sons : Snap, Krackel, and _____ !?

5) Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white," or "The yolk of the egg is white!?"

6) What is it that is deaf, dumb and blind and always tells the truth!?

7) Two fathers and two sons went fishing one day!. They were there the whole day and only caught 3 fish!. One father said, that is enough for all of us, we will have one each!. How can this be possible!?

8) A black dog is sleeping in the middle of a black road that has no streetlights and there is no moon!. A car coming down the road with its lights off steers around the dog!. How did the driver know the dog was there!?

9) The more you take, the more you leave behind!. What are they!?

10) Tom and his younger sister were fighting!. Their mother was tired of the fighting, and decided to punish them by making them stand on the same piece of newspaper in such a way that they couldn't touch each other!. How did she accomplish this!?

And this is my joke:
Today was my birthday and I promised my husband that I would not eat baked beans anymore!. Well, my car broke down and I never ate anything for breakfast!. The only way to get home was to walk because I was stranded out of nowhere!. I saw this little store and they had the best baked beans ever! I needed energy to walk all the way home and I was so hungry!. But I promised my husband that I wouldn't eat baked beans anymore!. I looked in my wallet and I had $3!.50, the exact money the baked beans cost!. When I purchased the baked beans, I didn't realise that there was a warning sign saying, "Do not eat all at once or else you will suffer painful, continous, loud, utterly smelly farts"!. I ate it all at once at it was so yummy!. After a while, I finally made it home and my husband said, "Honey, I got a surprise for you," and he blindfolded me!. He led me to a table and told me to sit on a chair!. Then the phone rang!. He said, "I'll be right back!. No peeking!" and I said, "I won't!." I felt my stomach starting to rumble and roll from the baked beans!. I couldn't help it!. I had to let the fart out!. It was too much!. I lent my but to the right side and let out a big fart!. "Ooo, a little more," and I let out a few more farts!. The smell was worse than spoilt, rotten food that was left in the kitchen for more than 10 years!. I let out a few more farts and then the farts finally stopped!. "That's better," I said!. Then my husband hung up from the phone!. He said, "Urgh, what is that dreadful smell!?" and I said, "Ooo, nothing," and I quickly waved my hand from where I farted to get the smell away!. My husband then took off the blindfold and 12 of my closest friends and family chorused, "Happy Birthday!"

I will put a thumbs up just for everyone who answers if you star me!. If you forget, I will still put a thumbs up for you!.

I will post the answers as soon as I can!.
Thnx to everyone who answers!
No bad comments plz!
Bye and start thinking!Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
1 Just once
2 Sugar in the tea
3 No
4 David
5 Yolks are yellow
6 A clock
7 Father, son, grandson
8 It was daylight
9 Holes
10 Put the paper under an open door

Your joke is brilliant, nice one!Www@Enter-QA@Com

1!. 5 times
2!. the fly's still in it!?
3!. no
4!. David
5!. second one
6!. who knows
7!.grandfather, father and son
8!.
9!. air!?
10!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

1) Once
2) The cup wasn't warm anymore!?
3) It collapsed a long time ago!. You didn't mention the man driving in the truck!. You only mentioned the weight of the truck!.
4) David
5) None, yolks aren't white!.
6)
7) One is a baby, so he didn't catch one!?
8) Lights not from streetlights, but from a city or place nearby!?
9) Breaths!?
10) They were each standing on their favourite newspaper sections!?

Joke: Loool!. I saw that coming!. ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com

1!. 0nce!. there is one number 5 in 25!.
2!.the kitchen was next to her
3!.no
4!.David
5!.neither!. the yolk is yellow, not white
6!.a mirror
7!.it was 3 generations!. the grandfather is a father, the dad is a father and a son and the kid is a son!.
8!.it was daytime
9!.chalk dust off a chalk board!?
10!.she tore the piece of newspaper in half and made each child stand on a piece!.

love the joke!. :DWww@Enter-QA@Com

1) Once!. After that, you're subtracting from 20!.

2) I'm guessing there was lipstick or a smudge on the cup too!?

3) No because it lost some weight in fuel

4) David! XP

5) None, the yolk of the egg is yellow! You almost had me!!!

6) You got me!.!.!.

7) One *grand*father, his son, and his son's son!.

8) It's daylight out! That explains why there is no moon

9) Steps!

10) She placed the newspaper under a door, and both had to stand on either side of the door!?

Yes, I can read your joke, too! (it was a good one)Www@Enter-QA@Com

1!. 5
2!.it was still sweet
3!.no
4!.pop
5!.the yolk of the egg is white
6!. ummm!.!.
7!.grandfather-son- grandson
8!.night vision goggles !? or maybe it was day!?
9!. I am Dumb!
10!. put somthing to separate them!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

1) once
2) she put sugar in it
3) No
4) David
5) is
6) A clock
7) There was a son, father and grandson
8) It was daytime
9) Holes
10) Put the paper under a door, one stood either side of the door!.

o btw the joke it pretty funny =]Www@Enter-QA@Com



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