Please dont star if you like but is this funny..An elderly couple, who were both!


Question: Please dont star if you like but is this funny!.!.An elderly couple, who were both widowed!?
had been going out with each other for a long time!. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get
married!.

Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation
regarding how their marriage might work!. They discussed finances, living
arrangements, and so on!.

Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to aproach the subject of
their physical relationship!. 'How do you feel about sex!?' he asked,
rather tentatively!.

'I would like it infrequently' she replied!.

The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses and
leaned over towards her and whispered 'Is that one word or two!?'




(for those who dont get it IN - Frequently LOL i think its me)
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Answers:
Aww thats me && u when we are old && wrinkly conan!! =] Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol funny Www@Enter-QA@Com

That was pretty good i will admit!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Good job you explained it, or I would never have understood!.
Still, it is funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

It was ok!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

its kind of funny
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I'd like that in two words!.
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com

sorry but i know it probably is a funny joke but i certainly don't get itWww@Enter-QA@Com

dude its jus u cuz i didnt get it the 1st time i read it!. then aftr i read ur explanation i understood it and the joke is dumb!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Got a letter from your Grandma the other day!. She writes!.!.!.

Dear Conan

The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker!.

I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper!.

Boy, I'm glad I did! What an uplifting experience that followed!

I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is!.!.!. and I didn't notice that the light had changed!.

It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed!

I found that LOTS of people love Jesus! Why, while I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, "For the love of GOD! GO! GO! Jesus Christ, GO!"

What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus! Everyone started honking!

I just leaned out of my window and started waving and smiling at all these loving people!. I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!

There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a "sunny beach"!.!.!.

I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air!.

Then I asked my teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant, he said that it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something!. Well, I've never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back!.

My grandson burst out laughing!.!.!.why, even he was enjoying this religious experience!

A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me!. I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed!.

So, I waved to all my sisters and brothers grinning, and drove on through the intersection!. I noticed I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and I felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared, so I slowed the car down, leaned out of the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away!.

Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!

Love Grandma xx
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