This is the first joke i have ever posted is it okay..I urgently needed a few da!


Question: This is the first joke i have ever posted is it okay!.!.I urgently needed a few days off work, !?
but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave!. I thought that maybe if I acted 'CRAZY' then he would tell me to take a few days off!. So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises!.

My co-worker asked me what I was doing!.

I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss might
think I was 'CRAZY' and give me a few days off!.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked 'What in the name of god are you doing!?'

I told him I was a light bulb!. He said 'You are clearly stressed out!. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days'!.

I jumped down and walked out of the office!.


When my co-worker followed me, the Boss asked her '!.!.!.And where do you think you're going!?'









She said, 'I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!
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Answers:
My first 2 weren't really that good so I'll give you the third one I ever posted (it was the first real joke anyway!.)

A very flat-chested woman finally decided she needed a bra and set out to the mall in search of one in her size!. She entered an upscale department store and approached the saleslady in lingerie, "Do you have a size 28AAAA bra!?"

The clerk haughtily replied in the negative, so she left the store and proceeded to another department store where she is rebuffed in much the same manner!. After a third try at another department store in the mall, she had become disgusted!.

Leaving the mall, she drove to K-Mart!. Marching up to the sales clerk, she unbuttoned and threw open her blouse, yelling, "Do you have anything for this!?"

The lady looked closely at her and replied, "Have you tried Clearasil!?"
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Sorry, I punched the wrong key!.
Couln't see while I'm laughing!.
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hehehe! That is actually funny!.!.!.

rating: 95wattsWww@Enter-QA@Com

HAHAHHAHAHAWww@Enter-QA@Com

LoL! Good one dude! Five stars!Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol pretty funny not the best first time fairly funny joke, well doneWww@Enter-QA@Com

hahah!. it was ok!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I have heard this one before but it is still a ripper thanks for sharing it with us!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

OKWww@Enter-QA@Com

hahah good one :):)Www@Enter-QA@Com

lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

goo first joke very funny , now we want more!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I first heard that in 1963 when I was in Grade 5!.!.!.!.lol!.!.!.and it didn't get any of us out of school work!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

ha h aha ha ha~~!!

canon i have read all ur first joke ever posted but i laugh my heart out every time i read them boy u rock~~!!!

now i am going too ~~!! i cant work in dark~~!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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