A couple more dumb jokes?!


Question: A couple more dumb jokes!?
A couple were having a serious argument about their sex life and the man said "When you die I'll carve on your tombstone 'Here She Lies, Cold As Ever" "Oh yeah" she said, "Well when you die I'll carve on your tombstone 'Here He Lies, Stiff At Last!.

A Doctor and his wife had a serious argument during breakfast and as he left for work he wanted to get in the last word so as he went out the door he shouted back "and another thing, you're lousy in bed"
About mid-morning, feeling guilty, he phoned home to apologize and the phone rang for several minutes before she answered!. "What are you doing" he said!. She answered "I was in bed getting a second opinion"



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Husband and wife were driving down the highway, when all of a sudden… He confesses to having cheated on her for 5 years!. She reaches in the glove compartment pulls out a knife and chops off his d*ck!.

Behind them, a car with a father driving with his 5 year old daughter for a passenger!. All of a sudden, *smack* it hits the windshield!. The fathers tries to think fast and he turns on the windshield wipers!. And the daughter asks "daddy what was that!." "nothing" he says, "just a bug sweetie!." To which she replies:

"Wow that bug had a big D*ick!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car!. The bartender, concerned because it was so cold, went to check on her!. When he looked inside the car, he saw the man's buddy, Pete, and his girlfriend going at it in the backseat!. The bartender shook his head and walked back inside!.

He told the drunk that he thought it might be a good idea to check on his girlfriend!. The fellow staggered outside to the car, saw his buddy and his girlfriend entwined, then walked back into the bar laughing!.

"What's so funny!?" the bartender asked!.

"That stupid Pete!" the fellow chortled, "He's so drunk, he thinks he's me!"
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knock knock
whos there
interrupting cow
interrupting cow wh-MOO(the other person interups )










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how could you give me a thunbs down!?
evryone likes knock-knock jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com

Yo Mama so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application!. lololWww@Enter-QA@Com

haha! never heard this one before!.funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Lol I thought I heard them all! Finaly Two I haven't Heard :)

I Love these, if this was youtube I'd give you five starts
*****

But!.!.!. I guess i can only give you one :) Sorry!

(I almost pissed my self on the seconde one :))

Heyy;; Top this >:)
The Knob

A woman visited her plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called 'The Knob,' where a small knob is placed at the top of the woman's head and could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the effect of a brand new face-lift!. Of course, the woman wanted 'The Knob!.' Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and vibrant!.

After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems!. 'All these years, everything has been working just fine!. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results!. But now I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them!.'

The doctor looked at her closely and said, 'Those aren't bags, those are your breasts!.'

She said, 'Well then, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee'Www@Enter-QA@Com



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