Ever Done This ^*(Joke)*^?!
Question: Ever Done This ^*(Joke)*^!?
A guy is brought before the court on charges of killing a spotted owl; one of many endangered species!. Before sentencing the judge asks the accused if he has anything to say for himself!.
"Well, your honor, as a matter of fact, I do!. You see, I didn't know that I was killing an endangered bird!. I was just trying to provide for my family!. We live in the forest, and get our food from the land exclusively!. I'm truly sorry I killed the bird, but my family needed to eat!." The judge, obviously surprised and moved by this decided to impose a lighter sentence of probation and community service!. At the close of the hearings, the judge asked, "just curious, what does a spotted owl taste like!?" To which the grateful defendant replied, "oh, I'd say 'cross between a California Condor and a Bald Eagle!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Well, your honor, as a matter of fact, I do!. You see, I didn't know that I was killing an endangered bird!. I was just trying to provide for my family!. We live in the forest, and get our food from the land exclusively!. I'm truly sorry I killed the bird, but my family needed to eat!." The judge, obviously surprised and moved by this decided to impose a lighter sentence of probation and community service!. At the close of the hearings, the judge asked, "just curious, what does a spotted owl taste like!?" To which the grateful defendant replied, "oh, I'd say 'cross between a California Condor and a Bald Eagle!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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wow! lol that was funny! i missed ur jokes soooo much over the summer!!!!!!!!!! and EW, he ate bird!!!!! gross!!!!!!!! lol! im glad ur back!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Burp!
(Excuse me!)
Say, that was a delicious joke!
Are there any more left!?
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(Excuse me!)
Say, that was a delicious joke!
Are there any more left!?
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Ahahha
Not bad!
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Not bad!
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funny
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heheheWww@Enter-QA@Com
Haha!. Thanks for the laugh that was funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha funny - its nice to hear a new one on here! star =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol wow
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Holy Crappies now that's what I call a good meal!.Thanks Honey for the Laugh you've just made my day!.xxxLove You!!!!!!xxxxWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahah never done it but it made me laugh
thanx i was having a crappy dayWww@Enter-QA@Com
thanx i was having a crappy dayWww@Enter-QA@Com
omg that was great! wow you just made my day!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol, I didn't get it at first!!!! ha ha ha
(wow! i'm smart *note sarcasm)Www@Enter-QA@Com
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hehe my i say LOL that was hilarious!! i would rate 10/10 A+ oh and may i give a star!?!? ^^ Www@Enter-QA@Com
A skinny little Asian guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him!. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown!." The Asian man faints and falls to the floor!. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him!. The big guy says, "What's wrong with you!?" In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me!?" The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me!.!.!.!.!.I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown!." The small guy says: "Turner Brown!?!!.!.!.Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn around!."Www@Enter-QA@Com