I need a laugh cos im depressed lol?!


Question: I need a laugh cos im depressed lol!?
whats the funniest thing youve ever done!?!?
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Two men at a bar had been enjoying a few drinks for the past couple of hours and were pretty drunk when one of them notices a beautiful woman sitting in the corner!. One says to the other, "Jeez, I'd really like to dance with that girl!."

The other man replies, "Well go ahead and ask her, don't be a chicken!."

So the man approaches the lovely woman and says, "Excuse me!. Would you be so kind as to dance with me!?"

Seeing the man is totally drunk the woman says, "I'm sorry!. Right now I'm concentrating on matrimony and I'd rather sit than dance!."

So the man humbly returns to his friend!.

"So what did she say!?" asks the friend!.

The drunk responded, "She said she's constipated on macaroni and would rather $hit in her pants!."
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started dancing like i was in a club in the middle of a park spontanously wiv my m8 and did a provocative dance beihnd my teachers back when he was doin the register and chased my mate through school n then it got outa hand n we went thru town and me n my mates dressed in scrubs n walked in town and ppl thought we wer junior doctors was soo funni !. watch scrubs its reeeeeli funni


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hugged a wall for 6 minutes while my friend took a picture with an oatmeal container for photography class!.

shaved my friends eyebrows off!.

fell down my stairs and landed on some 2 liter bottles!.

convinced my friends dad that his daughter was a lesbian lol!.

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I was riding on my bike with my friends, i turn round to speak to one, look back and get closelined by a post :DWww@Enter-QA@Com



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