Can anyone give me a short joke..thx..10pts?!
Question: Can anyone give me a short joke!.!.thx!.!.10pts!?
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japanese archaeologist digging 100m down, found copper wire, says "very good our great ancestors of 1000yrs already had telephone
americans dug 200m down and found optical cable, says "my GOD this means our great forefathers already had broadband 2000yrs ago!.
pilipino digs 500m and found nothing; says wow this means that our ancestors had WIRELESSWww@Enter-QA@Com
americans dug 200m down and found optical cable, says "my GOD this means our great forefathers already had broadband 2000yrs ago!.
pilipino digs 500m and found nothing; says wow this means that our ancestors had WIRELESSWww@Enter-QA@Com
A man walked into a bar and was knocked out instantly!.
Wanna hear a dirty joke!? The white horse fell in the mud!.
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common!?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two minute ride!!
Q: Why do woman get their belly buttons pierced!?
A: So they have a place to hang a air freshener!
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend!?
A:About 45 pounds!!
Q:What is the difference between a huband and a boyfriend!?
A:About 45 minutes !!
Did you hear about the new blonde paint!? It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and spreads easy!.
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping!?
Scared the hell out of the dog!.
What did the elephant say to the naked man!?
How do you breathe through that thing!?
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Wanna hear a dirty joke!? The white horse fell in the mud!.
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common!?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two minute ride!!
Q: Why do woman get their belly buttons pierced!?
A: So they have a place to hang a air freshener!
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend!?
A:About 45 pounds!!
Q:What is the difference between a huband and a boyfriend!?
A:About 45 minutes !!
Did you hear about the new blonde paint!? It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and spreads easy!.
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping!?
Scared the hell out of the dog!.
What did the elephant say to the naked man!?
How do you breathe through that thing!?
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A couple of Oklahoma hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground!. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head!. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911!. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do!?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy!. I can help!. First, lets make sure he's dead!."
!.!.!. There is a silence, then a shot is heard!. The guy's voice comes back on the line!. He says, "OK, now what!?" Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!. There is a silence, then a shot is heard!. The guy's voice comes back on the line!. He says, "OK, now what!?" Www@Enter-QA@Com
Wanna hear a dirty joke!? A man fell into some mud
Wanna hear a clean joke!? He took a bath with bubbles
Wanna hear a dirty joke!? Bubbles is the man next door
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Wanna hear a clean joke!? He took a bath with bubbles
Wanna hear a dirty joke!? Bubbles is the man next door
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Rat1: am brave, am eating rat poison!.
Rat2: No!! your not!! am much braver, coz am eating cheese in the mouse trap!. !.
Rat3: Silence!!! AM THE BRAVEST AMONG BOTH OF YOU!!
"the 2 rats asked, how and why!?!?!?
Rat3: my girlfriend is a CAT!!! Www@Enter-QA@Com
Rat2: No!! your not!! am much braver, coz am eating cheese in the mouse trap!. !.
Rat3: Silence!!! AM THE BRAVEST AMONG BOTH OF YOU!!
"the 2 rats asked, how and why!?!?!?
Rat3: my girlfriend is a CAT!!! Www@Enter-QA@Com
Whats white, red and crys!? A baby eating a razor!.
Whats white, red and green!? The same baby 2 month later!.
Whats black and white and eats like a horse!? A zebra!.
A dyslexic man walks into a BRAWww@Enter-QA@Com
Whats white, red and green!? The same baby 2 month later!.
Whats black and white and eats like a horse!? A zebra!.
A dyslexic man walks into a BRAWww@Enter-QA@Com
A guy walks into a bar and here's someone say,"Hey, buddy, you're looking good!." The man asks the bartender, "Who said that!?" The bartender replies, "The peanuts, they're complimentary!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
2 men were putting a bomb in a car:
- Joe, what would we do if the bomb explodes in our hand!?
-dont worry I have another in my bagWww@Enter-QA@Com
- Joe, what would we do if the bomb explodes in our hand!?
-dont worry I have another in my bagWww@Enter-QA@Com
me: nock nock
u: whoz there
me: interupting cow
u: interupti---
me:MOOOOO!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH Www@Enter-QA@Com
u: whoz there
me: interupting cow
u: interupti---
me:MOOOOO!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH Www@Enter-QA@Com
There were two cannibals eating a clown
One cannibal said to the other "Does this taste funny to you!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
One cannibal said to the other "Does this taste funny to you!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
God loves the poor for he created so many of them!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Two goldfish were sitting in their tank!.
One turned to the other and said "You man the guns, I'll drive!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
One turned to the other and said "You man the guns, I'll drive!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Two blondes walk into a building!.!.!.
You would figure one of them would see it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You would figure one of them would see it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
what do you feed ducks at the park!?
QWACKERS!
that joke made me laugh so hard today!.even thou its so stupidWww@Enter-QA@Com
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that joke made me laugh so hard today!.even thou its so stupidWww@Enter-QA@Com