What would be funny for this sentence? "i'd rather date..."?!


Question: What would be funny for this sentence!? "i'd rather date!.!.!."!?
i'm writing a top ten list for my school newspaper!. and there's a part that says "i'd rather date Michael Jackson" it's supposed to be funny!. i found this on the internet!. but i just think it's so mean!. i dont want to hurt anyone's feelings!. Mike is a good guy, just because he's ruined his face doenst mean that people should hate him and make fun of him!. so i want to replace the word michael jackson with something else but still funny!. like "i'd rather date !.!.!.!." !. and it's like saying ii dont want to date you anymore!. i'd rather date an alien or something!. please help! thanks!Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
i'd rather date a priest!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

!.!.!.!. a skeleton!. even HE has more guts than you!.
!.!.!.!. toast!. just as comforting as you, uh huh i went there


sorry!. im out of funk right now

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a dog, squirrel, wutever just put an animal and thats bad enough and i dont think an animal would mind lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

i'd rather date lambchop and sherry!.!.!.!.!.but uhm people don't hate michael jackson because his face is messed up, they hate him because he rapes small children!.!.!.same reason people hate priests ;-)Www@Enter-QA@Com

I'd rather date!.!.!.well honestly Id rather not date at all

I'd rather date a moose!.!.!.it is such a sexy moose tooWww@Enter-QA@Com

I'd rather date a Canada goose!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I'd rather date!.!.!.
Charlie Sheen
Saddam Hussien
a dead guyWww@Enter-QA@Com



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