Is this funny even if perhaps a re-run?!
Question: Is this funny even if perhaps a re-run!?
The Pastor's ***
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and
it won!.
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in the Race
again, and it won again!.
The local paper read:
PASTOR'S *** OUT FRONT!.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
publicity that he ordered the
pastor not to enter the donkey in another race!.
The next day, the local paper headline
read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ***!.
This was too much for the bishop, so he
ordered the pastor to get
rid
of the donkey!.
The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a
nearby convent!.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST *** IN TOWN!.
The bishop fainted!.
He informed the nun that she would have to
get rid of the donkey, so she
sold it to a farmer for $10!.
The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS *** FOR $10!.
This was too much for the bishop, so he
ordered the nun to buy back the
donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild!.
The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER *** IS WILD AND FREE!.
The bishop was buried the next day!.
The moral of the story is !.!. !. !. being
concerned about public opinion can
bring you much grief and misery !. even shorten your
life!.
So be yourself and enjoy life!.
Stop worrying about everyone else's *** and
you'll be a lot happier and live longer!
Have a nice day!
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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and
it won!.
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in the Race
again, and it won again!.
The local paper read:
PASTOR'S *** OUT FRONT!.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
publicity that he ordered the
pastor not to enter the donkey in another race!.
The next day, the local paper headline
read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ***!.
This was too much for the bishop, so he
ordered the pastor to get
rid
of the donkey!.
The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a
nearby convent!.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST *** IN TOWN!.
The bishop fainted!.
He informed the nun that she would have to
get rid of the donkey, so she
sold it to a farmer for $10!.
The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS *** FOR $10!.
This was too much for the bishop, so he
ordered the nun to buy back the
donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild!.
The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER *** IS WILD AND FREE!.
The bishop was buried the next day!.
The moral of the story is !.!. !. !. being
concerned about public opinion can
bring you much grief and misery !. even shorten your
life!.
So be yourself and enjoy life!.
Stop worrying about everyone else's *** and
you'll be a lot happier and live longer!
Have a nice day!
-- The information in this e-mail is confidential and may be legally privileged!. It is intended solely for the addressee!. Access
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Answers:
That's hilarious! Love the moral of the story!. I feel exactly the same— don't worry about others (or what they may say about you) but enjoy yourself and life!. Thanks Person (since I'm not sure whether you're male or female) for cracking me up!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
Now that's funny!!
Cheers!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Cheers!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I think it's kinda funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmfao!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!.
Now that's just too awesome!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Now that's just too awesome!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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