Who knows some yo mamma jokes?!
Question: Who knows some yo mamma jokes!?
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or maybe some funny comebacks!.
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or maybe some funny comebacks!.
ha this is lame
but reply!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
1!. your mums like a hardware store 10 cents a screw
2!.your mama is like burger king "have it your way"
3!. your mama is like a pool table all the balls go in!.
4!. your mums like a shot gun 4 COCKS AND SHES LOADED
5!. your mama is so fat that when she jumped for joy she got stuck
6!. your mama is so fat, when she fell in love she broke it!.!.!.!.
7!. when your mama sat in a monster truck she made it a lowrider
8!. your mama is so fat she has more chins than the digits of my phone number!.
9!. your mama is so ugly that when she was born the doc tried shoving her back into her mums stomach!.
10!. your mama is so ugly that when was born the doc slaped the mum in the face!.
11!. your so ugly when yo mama droped u of to school she got charged for litterin!.
12!. " DO YO MAMA IN THE BALLS""Www@Enter-QA@Com
2!.your mama is like burger king "have it your way"
3!. your mama is like a pool table all the balls go in!.
4!. your mums like a shot gun 4 COCKS AND SHES LOADED
5!. your mama is so fat that when she jumped for joy she got stuck
6!. your mama is so fat, when she fell in love she broke it!.!.!.!.
7!. when your mama sat in a monster truck she made it a lowrider
8!. your mama is so fat she has more chins than the digits of my phone number!.
9!. your mama is so ugly that when she was born the doc tried shoving her back into her mums stomach!.
10!. your mama is so ugly that when was born the doc slaped the mum in the face!.
11!. your so ugly when yo mama droped u of to school she got charged for litterin!.
12!. " DO YO MAMA IN THE BALLS""Www@Enter-QA@Com
-Yo momma's so old, her birth certificate is in Roman Numerals
-Yo mommas so poor that she used tumbleweed for a Xmas tree
-Yo momma's so dumb she went to Gap to fix her teeth
-Yo momma's so ugly it looks like she's been bobbing for french fries
-Yo momma's so dumb that under Education on her job apllication she put Hooked on Phonics
-Yo momma's so dumb instead of taking the number 4 bus she took the number 2 bus twice
-Yo momma's so dumb on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911
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-Yo mommas so poor that she used tumbleweed for a Xmas tree
-Yo momma's so dumb she went to Gap to fix her teeth
-Yo momma's so ugly it looks like she's been bobbing for french fries
-Yo momma's so dumb that under Education on her job apllication she put Hooked on Phonics
-Yo momma's so dumb instead of taking the number 4 bus she took the number 2 bus twice
-Yo momma's so dumb on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911
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yo mamma's dumb when her dvd player broke, she bought a dvd on how to fix it!.
yo mamma's so fat when she gets on a scale, it says To Be Continued!.!.
yo mamma's so fat when she jumps into the atlantic ocean, she gets stuck ***the pacific ocean is the largest and deepest oceanWww@Enter-QA@Com
yo mamma's so fat when she gets on a scale, it says To Be Continued!.!.
yo mamma's so fat when she jumps into the atlantic ocean, she gets stuck ***the pacific ocean is the largest and deepest oceanWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!
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Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!
If You Liked Those Heres The website for itWww@Enter-QA@Com
Q: "What's the difference between your mother and Christmas!?"
A: 'Nobody bangs on the ceiling when Christmas comes!."
The great thing about this is the added bonus of being able to call them slow for not getting it!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
A: 'Nobody bangs on the ceiling when Christmas comes!."
The great thing about this is the added bonus of being able to call them slow for not getting it!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yo mammas so fat she jumped into air and got stuck!
Yo mammas so poor her front and back door are on the same hinge!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yo mammas so poor her front and back door are on the same hinge!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yo Mama is so stupid she told you to meet her at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
yo mama is so oily that Texaco buys oil from herWww@Enter-QA@Com
yo mamma is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped outWww@Enter-QA@Com
yo mama is so stupid she sold her car to buy gasWww@Enter-QA@Com