Would you enter this contest?!
Question: Would you enter this contest!?
Two men drove to a gas station for a fill-up because they heard about a contest being offered by the station to patrons who purchase a full tank of gas!. When they went inside to pay, the men asked the attendant about the contest!.
"If you win, you're entitled to free sex," said the attendant!.
"How do we enter!?" asked the first man!.
"Well, I'm thinking of a number between 1-10, if you guess right, you win free sex!."
"O!.K!. I guess 7, " said the first man!.
"Sorry, I was thinking of 8," replied the attendant!. "Come back soon and try again"
The next week, the two men returned to the same station to get gas!. When they went inside to pay, the second man asked the attendant if the contest was still going on!.
"Sure," replied the attendant!. "I'm thinking of a number between 1-10, if you guess right!. You win free sex!."
"2" said the second man
"Sorry, I was thinking of 3," replied the attendant!. "Come back soon and try again!."
As they walked back to the car, the first man said to the second man,"You know, I'm beginning to think this contest is rigged!."
"No way," said the second man!. "My wife won twice last week!."
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"If you win, you're entitled to free sex," said the attendant!.
"How do we enter!?" asked the first man!.
"Well, I'm thinking of a number between 1-10, if you guess right, you win free sex!."
"O!.K!. I guess 7, " said the first man!.
"Sorry, I was thinking of 8," replied the attendant!. "Come back soon and try again"
The next week, the two men returned to the same station to get gas!. When they went inside to pay, the second man asked the attendant if the contest was still going on!.
"Sure," replied the attendant!. "I'm thinking of a number between 1-10, if you guess right!. You win free sex!."
"2" said the second man
"Sorry, I was thinking of 3," replied the attendant!. "Come back soon and try again!."
As they walked back to the car, the first man said to the second man,"You know, I'm beginning to think this contest is rigged!."
"No way," said the second man!. "My wife won twice last week!."
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Answers:
I heard the attendant also had another line!.!.!.!.!.!.
Mr!. Saint, would you like to participate in group sex!?"
"Who's involved!?"
"Me, you, and your wife!."
"NO!"
"Fine!. Then I'll take your name off the list!."
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Mr!. Saint, would you like to participate in group sex!?"
"Who's involved!?"
"Me, you, and your wife!."
"NO!"
"Fine!. Then I'll take your name off the list!."
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That was horrible but in a good humer way keep writting more jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
heh heh grossWww@Enter-QA@Com
Its so funny, I know men that would do that!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha snort ha ha very funny Saint!!!
Where do you come up with these!?
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Where do you come up with these!?
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ha ha ha!!! so the contest is not rigged after all!!! i can see that some people really benefit from this contest!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com