Please explain..A bunch of blokes are in the changing room of a golf club.?!
Question: Please explain!.!.A bunch of blokes are in the changing room of a golf club!.!?
A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and began to talk!. Everyone else in the room stops to listen!.
BLOKE: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Darling, it's me!. Are you at the club!?"
BLOKE: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather coat!.
It's only ￡1,000!. Is it OK if I buy it!?"
BLOKE: "Sure,!.!.go ahead if you like it that much!."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models!. I saw one I really liked!."
BLOKE: "How much!?"
WOMAN: "￡70,000"
BLOKE: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options!."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing !.!.!. The house I wanted last year is back on the market!. They're asking ￡950,000"
BLOKE: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 900,000!. They will probably take it!. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand!. It really is a pretty good price!."
WOMAN: "OK!. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
BLOKE: "Bye! I love you, too!." The bloke hangs up!. The other blokes in the changing room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape!.!.!.!.!. He smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to!?"
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BLOKE: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Darling, it's me!. Are you at the club!?"
BLOKE: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather coat!.
It's only ￡1,000!. Is it OK if I buy it!?"
BLOKE: "Sure,!.!.go ahead if you like it that much!."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models!. I saw one I really liked!."
BLOKE: "How much!?"
WOMAN: "￡70,000"
BLOKE: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options!."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing !.!.!. The house I wanted last year is back on the market!. They're asking ￡950,000"
BLOKE: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 900,000!. They will probably take it!. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand!. It really is a pretty good price!."
WOMAN: "OK!. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
BLOKE: "Bye! I love you, too!." The bloke hangs up!. The other blokes in the changing room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape!.!.!.!.!. He smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to!?"
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Answers:
Sounds like somethng i would do
hehe
Ok fine its something i have done
!.!.!. yes fred it was with your phone !.!.!.
stop glaring at me like that
Conan!.!.!. CONAN!! Fred s Glaring at me!!!
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hehe
Ok fine its something i have done
!.!.!. yes fred it was with your phone !.!.!.
stop glaring at me like that
Conan!.!.!. CONAN!! Fred s Glaring at me!!!
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It means that the phone doesn't belong to the bloke, and the woman on the phone isn't the bloke's wife, and the money the bloke is letting "his wife" pay isn't his! So the joke's on the phone owner!. Pity him!. But I guess the wife was terribly happy!. But her husband won't be when he finds out!. =DWww@Enter-QA@Com
I pity the real owner of the phone!. Poor ol' guy!. HAHA, anyways i probably would also have done the same thing!. LOL!. GOOD ONEWww@Enter-QA@Com
giggle giggle giggleWww@Enter-QA@Com
how good must it have felt spending
someone Else's money for them
very good
lol its gunna be one sh#tty wife
when the cheque bounces
x x xWww@Enter-QA@Com
someone Else's money for them
very good
lol its gunna be one sh#tty wife
when the cheque bounces
x x xWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
poor phone ownerWww@Enter-QA@Com
The answer was "Yes the man who is going to kill you, when he finds out!"!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaha!!!!
i hoped it was not me!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i hoped it was not me!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
stop glaring fredWww@Enter-QA@Com
wow its nice
darlingWww@Enter-QA@Com
darlingWww@Enter-QA@Com
ok i will explain i think its a thing us amercians call a joke or an anecdoteWww@Enter-QA@Com