Now whos the boss.........?!
Question: Now whos the boss!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!?
All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge!.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen!.'
'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away !.'
'I should be in charge,' said the stomach ,
'because I process food and give all of you energy!.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go!.'
'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes!.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal!.'
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight!.
Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach was bloated,
the legs got wobbly,
the eyes got watery,
and the blood was toxic!.
They all decided that the rectum should be the boss!.
The Moral of the story!?
The @ss hole is usually the one in charge!
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trying to decide who was the one in charge!.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen!.'
'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away !.'
'I should be in charge,' said the stomach ,
'because I process food and give all of you energy!.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go!.'
'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes!.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal!.'
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight!.
Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach was bloated,
the legs got wobbly,
the eyes got watery,
and the blood was toxic!.
They all decided that the rectum should be the boss!.
The Moral of the story!?
The @ss hole is usually the one in charge!
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Answers:
Rectum, damn near killed him, sorry, wrong joke, this is brilliant, MC, you've got me again!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yeah, its always the asshole who gets to be the boss after he'd done nothing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha
funny!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hilarious!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh yes, I have copied and pasted this one!.
Guess where I am sending it!?
Anonymously of course!. lol
x x xWww@Enter-QA@Com
Guess where I am sending it!?
Anonymously of course!. lol
x x xWww@Enter-QA@Com
that was so funny that i forgot 2 laugh!.!.!.!.!.
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lol!. great one!. First time i heard dis!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol thats great star for you
sorry no star it wont let me level has limits on stars
why!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
sorry no star it wont let me level has limits on stars
why!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha!!! this is hilarious and so damn true!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol i love stories with a moral Www@Enter-QA@Com
hey i'm a boss
what are you trying to sayWww@Enter-QA@Com
what are you trying to sayWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha printin it 4 my bossWww@Enter-QA@Com
omg!! this is hilarious!.!.!.hmm!.!.!.if i think about it!.!.!.a bit true too ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com