When you next have a drink, will you heed these warnings?!


Question: When you next have a drink, will you heed these warnings!?
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not!.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole!.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN!.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish!.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning!.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants!.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting!.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers!.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember)!.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead!.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter and more handsome than some really, really big guy named FRANZ!.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible!.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you!.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear!.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy!.

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Answers:
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so that's what happened
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As a former bartender, these warnings cracked me up!

Add to the list, Warning: consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up wondering why your pillow feels like a pizza box!.

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They should put a warning on your question:

Warning: Consump!.!.!.!.!.*sigh*!.!.!.!.!.don't even bother!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Well when I read this I′d had a couple, feeling no pain, therefore I only read a couple!. So add to your list!.!.!.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol can help you NOT to read anti- alcohol propaganda!. Cheers!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

WARNING : consumption of alcohol may make ugly people look beautiful!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

(hick) what warning (hick)Www@Enter-QA@Com

NEVER !!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

ha ha ha!!! this is superb and so true!!! ( though i am not a drinker, but i have seen these things happen to other people!!! )Www@Enter-QA@Com

very goodWww@Enter-QA@Com

All funny & true!.
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if we do heed these warnings drink would be no fun !. !. Www@Enter-QA@Com

Nice one!. I won't heed the warnings though, lol!. Just like someone else said, if you do that drinking will be no fun!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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