What is the best punchline?!
Question: What is the best punchline!?
Okay, here's a little contest!. I'll start a joke, give the setup, and you give me your best punchlines to the joke!. No rude language, no innuendo, just good, honest humor!.
Two people are in line to see a movie when they notice that, up ahead, a man in coveralls with a rooster is buying a ticket to see the same movie!. Later, when they ask him why, he said!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Two people are in line to see a movie when they notice that, up ahead, a man in coveralls with a rooster is buying a ticket to see the same movie!. Later, when they ask him why, he said!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Because he cock a doodle do's all day and all night and my wife wanted a nap!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
"The movie is about Colonel Sanders and his chicken industry, and the rooster is my interpreter"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Boy, u made it hard on us, O well, here goes!.!.!.!.!.
he said " what u never seen two C o cks before, on a date!"
(sorry, that's the cleanest punchline I can think of)Www@Enter-QA@Com
he said " what u never seen two C o cks before, on a date!"
(sorry, that's the cleanest punchline I can think of)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I brought him in case I got hungryWww@Enter-QA@Com
first off the setup is a little random!.!.!.but!.!.!.
ok seriously!.!.!.i sat here typing about 12 different things and i've given upWww@Enter-QA@Com
ok seriously!.!.!.i sat here typing about 12 different things and i've given upWww@Enter-QA@Com
He said "It's my girlfriend! Jeez!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Always two there are!. No more!. No less!. A master and an apprentice!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ehh im not the creative type sorrry :(Www@Enter-QA@Com
the sheep already had a dateWww@Enter-QA@Com
so my cock wont doo dooWww@Enter-QA@Com
FALCON PUUUUUUNCHWww@Enter-QA@Com
Well, they wouldn't let us in without tickets!. would they!?
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im havin a great day so i decided i'll rock out with my cock out! awesome!.Www@Enter-QA@Com