A Tap on the shoulder?!

Question: A Tap on the shoulder!?

A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder!. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window!.

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still
shaking driver said, 'I'm sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me!.'

The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much!.

The driver replied, 'No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault!. Today is my first day driving a cab!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.

I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years!.'
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Answers:

Fantastic Joke

Star 4 U *

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Nice one!. As there seems to be an all female response (not me) can you confirm the following!.!.!.!.!.!.

There are a number of mechanical devices that increase sexual arousal in women!. Foremost amongst these is the Mercedes Benz 500S convertible!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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lol! brilliant XD and for those who don't understand, a hearse is a car for people who have passed away, so to have somebody tap you on the shoulder!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

wow, I SEE DEAD PEOPLE!.!.!.!.no wait wait

i dont
im the chick who sees the alive kind of peopleWww@Enter-QA@Com

funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

haha! thats funny!! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

Aww bless him haha xWww@Enter-QA@Com

That's so funny!!! LOL!! Have a star girl!Www@Enter-QA@Com

lmao, funny stuff lol xD Www@Enter-QA@Com

Haha thats really funny! you get a star =] x xWww@Enter-QA@Com

eeh i dont understand itWww@Enter-QA@Com

I woke up this morning with a tap on my shoulder,

What a Weird sense of humour my plumber has!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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