Is this the way to cook a turkey ??!
Question: Is this the way to cook a turkey !?!?
Step 1:Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey (scotch) of JD
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turn oven the on
Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky
Step 9: Turk the bastey
Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 16: Floor the turk
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Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey (scotch) of JD
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turn oven the on
Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky
Step 9: Turk the bastey
Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 16: Floor the turk
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Answers:
ha ha ha ha~~!!
that's exactly i cook and my guests are not soo afraid to eat~~!!!lolzz
and thats good i can have all of it~~!!!!lolzzzWww@Enter-QA@Com
that's exactly i cook and my guests are not soo afraid to eat~~!!!lolzz
and thats good i can have all of it~~!!!!lolzzzWww@Enter-QA@Com
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed!.
Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams!.
If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered!. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams!.
If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered!. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao well and truely miss c!. that was pi*s my knickers funny, hey i read it wen i was drunk and it made a lot of sense to me!. xxxxWww@Enter-QA@Com
All went well Til the turkey got up and danced away!!!!! Gheeze was it something I said,did,or forgot to do!?!? SMILE Very CuteWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha,ha,ha!. It seems to be a way to cook a drunk turkey with whiskey!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hic, my sentiments exactly, anyone for a cheese sandwich!.!.!.!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yes, you missed one thing!.
Turk the *hic* eat you *hic, pass out*Www@Enter-QA@Com
Turk the *hic* eat you *hic, pass out*Www@Enter-QA@Com
cuteWww@Enter-QA@Com