Blonde Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!
Question: Blonde Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
A blonde female police officer pulls over a blonde in a convertible sports car for speeding!.
She walks up to the car and asks the blond for her driver's license!.
The blonde convertible driver searches through her purse in vain!.
Finally she asks, "What does it look like!?"
The blonde police officer tells her, "It's that thing with your picture on it!."
The blonde driver searches for a few more seconds, pulls out her compact, opens it and sure enough sees herself!.
She hands the compact to the blonde cop!.
After a few seconds looking at the compact, the blonde cop rolls her eyes, hands the compact back to the blonde convertible driver and says!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
"If you would have told me you were a police officer when I first pulled you over we could have avoided this whole thing!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
She walks up to the car and asks the blond for her driver's license!.
The blonde convertible driver searches through her purse in vain!.
Finally she asks, "What does it look like!?"
The blonde police officer tells her, "It's that thing with your picture on it!."
The blonde driver searches for a few more seconds, pulls out her compact, opens it and sure enough sees herself!.
She hands the compact to the blonde cop!.
After a few seconds looking at the compact, the blonde cop rolls her eyes, hands the compact back to the blonde convertible driver and says!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
"If you would have told me you were a police officer when I first pulled you over we could have avoided this whole thing!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
I was taking a drink as I was reading this!. Thanks a lot! now I have mountain dew all over my monitor!. LMAO and chocking on pop at the same time!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
whats the brunettes mating call!?
-has the blonde left yet!?
what do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes!?
-invisibleWww@Enter-QA@Com
-has the blonde left yet!?
what do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes!?
-invisibleWww@Enter-QA@Com
Whatever!.!.*rolls eyes*
<-------------Blonde
*giggles just a bit*Www@Enter-QA@Com
<-------------Blonde
*giggles just a bit*Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha you are NUTSWww@Enter-QA@Com
* tee heeWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahaha I am so stealing this one!.!.!.!.!.lol!.!.!.heheheeWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lol!. It's funny!.!. but blonde jokes aren't!. Gr!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hee Ha ha Ha !!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha I really like that one! Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha nice once!. have a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hee hee!.!.!.!.Very cute! Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.love it!.!.!.!.!.!.!.xWww@Enter-QA@Com
hah
heard it before but still funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
heard it before but still funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol thats a good one
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ive heard this before but its still funny lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
funny joke, but i have heard this one before!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha morning SteveWww@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHA CANT BREATH! Wow that just brightened my day thanks :)
I love being brunette!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I love being brunette!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha, this is a good one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha,!.!.!. that was a good one!
How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree!?
**wave**Www@Enter-QA@Com
How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree!?
**wave**Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hardy Har Har!
Thanks for a well needed joke!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thanks for a well needed joke!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol
thanks Steve I needed that
like really Bad =))Www@Enter-QA@Com
thanks Steve I needed that
like really Bad =))Www@Enter-QA@Com
Tsk, Tsk, Tsk, you made me snort, that's not sexy!.!.!.
ss?? ? kissWww@Enter-QA@Com
ss?? ? kissWww@Enter-QA@Com
Very good, i'll star this one so my blond friend can see it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha!. good one Steve, and you say I'm funny!
have a star mateWww@Enter-QA@Com
have a star mateWww@Enter-QA@Com