Three mice in a bar?!
Question: Three mice in a bar!?
Three mice are in a bar that caters to all the rodents of the neighbourhood, the first mouse slams his glass down and says
"I'm the toughest here, I get loaded mousetraps and do 20 bench presses with them, just for fun!"
The second mouse slams his glass down and says
"Ha, that's that's nothing, I get rat poison tablets, crush them up and snort them, just for fun!"
The third mouse then slams his glass down and says
"Right, I'll see you two later, I'm going to shag the cat!" Www@Enter-QA@Com
"I'm the toughest here, I get loaded mousetraps and do 20 bench presses with them, just for fun!"
The second mouse slams his glass down and says
"Ha, that's that's nothing, I get rat poison tablets, crush them up and snort them, just for fun!"
The third mouse then slams his glass down and says
"Right, I'll see you two later, I'm going to shag the cat!" Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
*falls over laughing* good one, luv!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats somewhat funny hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
An oldie but still gets a laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It was okay but i thought it was a 4/10!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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lol, now that's tough! Www@Enter-QA@Com
that`s one tough mouse!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol that last ones a bit twistedWww@Enter-QA@Com
okWww@Enter-QA@Com