Very funny duck joke?!
Question: Very funny duck joke!?
A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich!.
The barman looks at him and says, 'Hang on! You're a duck!.'
'I see your eyes are working,' replies the duck!.
'And you can talk!' exclaims the barman!.
'I see your ears are working, too,' says the duck!. 'Now if you don't mind,
can I have my beer and my sandwich please!?'
'Certainly, sorry about that,' says the barman as he pulls the duck's pint!. 'It's just
we don't get many ducks in this pub!. What are you doing round this
way!?'
'I'm working on the building site across the road,' explains the duck!. 'I'm a plasterer!.'
The flabbergasted barman cannot believe the duck and wants to learn more,
but takes the hint when the duck pulls out a newspaper from his bag
and proceeds to read it!.
So, the duck reads his paper, drinks his beer, eats his sandwich, bids the barman good day and
leaves!.
The same thing happens for two weeks!.
Then one day the circus comes to town!.
The ringmaster comes into the pub for a pint and the barman says to him 'You're with the circus, aren't you!?
Well, I know this duck that could be just brilliant in your circus!. He talks, drinks beer, eats sandwiches,
reads the newspaper and everything!'
'Sounds marvellous,' says the ringmaster, handing over his business card!. 'Get him to give me a call!.'
So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the barman says, 'Hey Mr
Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying really good money!.'
'I'm always looking for the next job,' says the duck!.
'Where is it!?'
'At the circus,' says the barman!.
'The circus!?' repeats the duck!.
'That's right,' replies the barman!.
'The circus!?' the duck asks again!. 'That place with the big tent!?'
'Yeah,' the barman replies!.
'With all the animals who live in cages, and
performers who live in caravans!?' says the duck!.
'Of course,' the barman replies!.
'And the tent has canvas sides and a big canvas roof with a hole in the middle!?' persists the
duck!.
'That's right!' says the barman!.
The duck shakes his head in amazement, and says !.!. !.
'What the f*** would they want with a plasterer!?!?!'
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Answers:
I think the duck just went to the bar to get plastered!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DUDE, THAT WAS LIKE THE FUNNIEST JOKE IVE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM GONNA BE LAUGHING FOREVER!. LOLZWww@Enter-QA@Com
quality!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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haha! lol : DWww@Enter-QA@Com
Funny! Thanks for the laugh today!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very good my dad will like that one lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol good one!!.
(first joke that's ever made me actually laugh out loud on here, have a star)!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
(first joke that's ever made me actually laugh out loud on here, have a star)!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO - that's a jewel xWww@Enter-QA@Com
omg! that's priceless! star for u!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol that was good!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahaha a star for you!!!
laughing so hard my face is red!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
laughing so hard my face is red!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I liked it! kind of cute!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
what the hell is everyone going on about!?
sorry but that was crap!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
sorry but that was crap!. Www@Enter-QA@Com