Is this my worst joke Down and dirty!?!
Question: Is this my worst joke Down and dirty!!?
A lady on vacation took a stroll through the woods!.
Suddenly a little white duck, all covered with poop, crossed her path!.
"Oh, my," exclaimed the lady, "Come on, I'll clean you!"
She took a Kleenex from her purse and cleaned the little critter!.
She walked a little farther and another duck, with poop all over it, crossed her way!. Again she took a Kleenex and cleaned the little bird!.
Then she encountered a third duck, with the same problem!.
And for the third time, she acted like a Florence Nightingale!.
She walked on still farther and she heard a voice from the bushes calling!.!.!. Pssssst!.!.!."Hey, lady!"
"Yes!?" she responded!.
"Do you have a Kleenex!?" asked the voice from the bushes!.
"No, not anymore," she answered!.
"Damn! Have ya' seen any Ducks!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Suddenly a little white duck, all covered with poop, crossed her path!.
"Oh, my," exclaimed the lady, "Come on, I'll clean you!"
She took a Kleenex from her purse and cleaned the little critter!.
She walked a little farther and another duck, with poop all over it, crossed her way!. Again she took a Kleenex and cleaned the little bird!.
Then she encountered a third duck, with the same problem!.
And for the third time, she acted like a Florence Nightingale!.
She walked on still farther and she heard a voice from the bushes calling!.!.!. Pssssst!.!.!."Hey, lady!"
"Yes!?" she responded!.
"Do you have a Kleenex!?" asked the voice from the bushes!.
"No, not anymore," she answered!.
"Damn! Have ya' seen any Ducks!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
A dirty duck joke!.
How cute!.
Quack! Quack!Www@Enter-QA@Com
How cute!.
Quack! Quack!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha!. I get it now!. I had to reread it a few times to get it!. It's kind of funny!.
Can someone answer this!?
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Can someone answer this!?
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Yes, probably the worst, terrible even, awful!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMG! Took me a minute to get it (pain med must be kicking in) but was the voice in the bushes using the ducks for toilet tissue!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
That joke was a lame duck!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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haha, funnyyyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Funny!
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A star for youWww@Enter-QA@Com
pretty good Www@Enter-QA@Com
nah, I have heard worse!. I thought it was kind of dumbWww@Enter-QA@Com
i thought it was a great jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
cute, I like itWww@Enter-QA@Com
i didn't get it at first but then i read it again LOOOOOOOOOOOL
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cute and funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
A guy walks along the lane carrying a duck for market
He meets a real sexy girl and she asks him if he wants a shag!?
he says yes, but he's got no money
I can give you this duck he says
So they get it on, and when they finish, she says
That was amazing, let's do it again
So he says, only if you give me the duck back
She says yes
So they get it done, and he goes down the lane again
Just then a car comes racing round the corner, and knocks him down, killing the duck
He gets up and the driver comes over!. He says that was my prize winning duck!. The driver says he will pay him anything to not report him
So he gets home, and his dad says "What you get for the duck son!?"
He says, "I got a f!.ck for a duck"
"A duck for a f!.ck"
"And fifty quid, for a f!.cked up duck"
: ) quackWww@Enter-QA@Com
He meets a real sexy girl and she asks him if he wants a shag!?
he says yes, but he's got no money
I can give you this duck he says
So they get it on, and when they finish, she says
That was amazing, let's do it again
So he says, only if you give me the duck back
She says yes
So they get it done, and he goes down the lane again
Just then a car comes racing round the corner, and knocks him down, killing the duck
He gets up and the driver comes over!. He says that was my prize winning duck!. The driver says he will pay him anything to not report him
So he gets home, and his dad says "What you get for the duck son!?"
He says, "I got a f!.ck for a duck"
"A duck for a f!.ck"
"And fifty quid, for a f!.cked up duck"
: ) quackWww@Enter-QA@Com