Is this the HARDEST riddle on earth as well th efunniest joke EVER?!


Question: Is this the HARDEST riddle on earth as well th efunniest joke EVER!?
Once there was a bus conductor, who was very rude to his passengers!.

One day a beautiful young girl, of around 18 years,tried to board the
bus,
but he didn't stop the bus!. Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came
under the bus and died on the spot!.

Angry passengers took the conductor to the police station, who in turn
took
him to the court!.

The judge was not at all impressed with him and gave him capital
punishment!.

He was taken to the electrocution chamber!.

There was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana
peel
at one corner of the room!.

The conductor was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was
given
to him! !.

But to everyone's amazement, he survived!.

The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his profession!.
After a few months, this time, a good looking middle aged woman tried
to
board the bus but the conductor didn't stop the bus!.

Unfortunately, this time also, the good looking middle aged woman came
under
the bus and died on the spot!. Again angry passengers took him to the
police
station, who in turn took him to the court!.

The judge took one look at the conductor and gave him capital
punishment!.

The Bus conductor was taken to the same electrocution chamber where
there
was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel
at one
corner of the room!.

He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him!.

This time also to everyone's amazement, he survived!.

The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his profession!.
A couple of months later, an elderly gentleman tried to board the bus!.

This time the Bus conductor, remembering his earlier experiences,
stopped
the bus!.

Unfortunately the elderly gentleman slipped and died due to his
injuries!.

The conductor was taken to the police station and then to the court, to
the
same judge!.

Though he hadn't done anything wrong, but considering his past record
the
judge decided to set an example and gave him capital punishment!.

The Bus conductor was again taken to the same electrocution chamber
where
there was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana
peel
at one corner of the room!.

He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him!.

This time he died instantly !!!!!!!!!!!



The question is why didn't he die on the first two occasions, but died
instantly the third time!?!?



Try to solve it yourselves!. This is rather interesting and answer is
perfectly logical!.

If necessary read the puzzle once again!.








Still you couldn't,! Then see below!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.



think hard







tired!.!.!.!.



wanna know the answer!?!?!?!?








Answer :

During the first two times, the conductor was a Bad Conductor,
therefore
electricity didn't pass through him!.

But during the third time, he was a good conductor, electricity passed
through him freely and he died!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Ha Ha Ha ha !!!!!!!! Obviously you gotta revise your science chapter on
Electricity !?!?!? Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
HAhahahahhahahhahahhahahhaha
Thats goooood (Y)
the bit about the banana peel trying to mek u think it was summat to do with it was good!
I like it!:)Www@Enter-QA@Com

Great : ) I have a much shorter version of my own though, if you want to see it:

http://answers!.yahoo!.com/question/index;!.!.!.

It's similar = ) but much briefer!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I knew it was something to do with him being a conductor and I STILL didn't see the punchline coming!. Your banana skin must have cause me to slip up!.
Thanks!. Have a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

That was a really good one!

I just did that stuff last term in science, so DUH!! I totally knew the answer, yepp I did!. 0_oWww@Enter-QA@Com

Lol, he should have just run the grandfatther over then gone on a killing spree in the town!. He'd be immune for life! ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com

nice joke!.!.!. nyengir keki gw!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Wow cool!

Thanks for the riddle!.!

:)Www@Enter-QA@Com

brilliant man Www@Enter-QA@Com

LOL that was pretty funny it got me a while to get the answetr thoughWww@Enter-QA@Com

The banana in the corner was added to make it more complicated and throw us off huh!?lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

Ha ha oh dear!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Okay!.!.!.so everyone need to know this joke before they're decide to get a driving lisence Www@Enter-QA@Com

omg i was sat here for ages trying to solve it lol i never did though =]
Good one xWww@Enter-QA@Com

man that was absolutely!.!.!.CRAZY!!!!! OMG!! LOLSS!Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol
that's pretty stupid
but funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

wowWww@Enter-QA@Com

haha i thought there was something to do with the banana!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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