How sad is this or not ?!
Question: How sad is this or not !?
Three guys are convicted of a very serious crime, and they're all sentenced to twenty years in solitary confinement!.
They're each allowed one thing to bring into the cell with them!. The first guy asks for a big stack of books!. The second guy asks for his wife!. And the third guy asks for two hundred cartons of cigarettes!.
At the end of the twenty years, they open up the first guy's cell!. He comes out and says, "I studied so hard!. I'm so bright now, I could be a lawyer!. It was terrific!."
They open up the second guy's door!. He comes out with his wife, and they've got five new kids!. He says!. "It was the greatest thing of my life!. My wife and I have never been so close!. I have a beautiful new family!. I love it!."
They open up the third guy's door, and he's slapping at his pockets, going "Anybody got a match!?"
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They're each allowed one thing to bring into the cell with them!. The first guy asks for a big stack of books!. The second guy asks for his wife!. And the third guy asks for two hundred cartons of cigarettes!.
At the end of the twenty years, they open up the first guy's cell!. He comes out and says, "I studied so hard!. I'm so bright now, I could be a lawyer!. It was terrific!."
They open up the second guy's door!. He comes out with his wife, and they've got five new kids!. He says!. "It was the greatest thing of my life!. My wife and I have never been so close!. I have a beautiful new family!. I love it!."
They open up the third guy's door, and he's slapping at his pockets, going "Anybody got a match!?"
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Answers:
lmaooo
uh oh - wats the queen gonna do now!.!.!. your better at telling jokes than me !.!.!. i loved itWww@Enter-QA@Com
uh oh - wats the queen gonna do now!.!.!. your better at telling jokes than me !.!.!. i loved itWww@Enter-QA@Com
Oh yes, this opens up the age old question, To smoke or not to smoke, that is the question!?
I just gave up, so who am I to answer this!?
MC, it's a brilliant one, and deserves at least one star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I just gave up, so who am I to answer this!?
MC, it's a brilliant one, and deserves at least one star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol very sad i have a friend who would like thatWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha that is funny:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
It was pretty sad but good thing he didn't get cancer!.O_oWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmao smart guy XDWww@Enter-QA@Com
first thing to do after getting out of prison LUNG CHECK UP!!! Www@Enter-QA@Com
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lol
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hahaha stupid smokersWww@Enter-QA@Com
hmmm
u know smoking is injuries to health~~!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
u know smoking is injuries to health~~!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny
put how were they feed all those years!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
put how were they feed all those years!?Www@Enter-QA@Com