To be dad or not to be dad ??!
Question: To be dad or not to be dad !?!?
A woman starts dating a doctor!. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do!. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection!. The doctor says to the woman,
"I know what we'll do!. After I've operated on the priest, I'll give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle!."
"Do you think it will work!?" she asks!.
"It's worth a try!." he says!. So, the doctor delivers the baby and then operates on the priest!.
After the operation he goes in to the priest and says, "Father, you're not going to believe this!."!.
"What!?" asks the priest, "what happened!?"!.
"You gave birth to a child!"!.
"But that's impossible!" says the priest!.
"I just did the operation," insists the doctor, "it's a miracle! Here's your baby!."
About fifteen years go by, and the priest realises he must tell his son the truth!. One day, he sits the boy down and says,
"Son, I have something to tell you!. I'm not your father!." The son says,
"What do you mean, you're not my father!?" The priest replies,
"I am your mother!. The archbishop is your fatherWww@Enter-QA@Com
"I know what we'll do!. After I've operated on the priest, I'll give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle!."
"Do you think it will work!?" she asks!.
"It's worth a try!." he says!. So, the doctor delivers the baby and then operates on the priest!.
After the operation he goes in to the priest and says, "Father, you're not going to believe this!."!.
"What!?" asks the priest, "what happened!?"!.
"You gave birth to a child!"!.
"But that's impossible!" says the priest!.
"I just did the operation," insists the doctor, "it's a miracle! Here's your baby!."
About fifteen years go by, and the priest realises he must tell his son the truth!. One day, he sits the boy down and says,
"Son, I have something to tell you!. I'm not your father!." The son says,
"What do you mean, you're not my father!?" The priest replies,
"I am your mother!. The archbishop is your fatherWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
LMFAOOOOO
oooh my God - thats one baad priest haha
everyones got dirty little secret !.!.!. right!? Www@Enter-QA@Com
oooh my God - thats one baad priest haha
everyones got dirty little secret !.!.!. right!? Www@Enter-QA@Com
It's a bit of a queer joke, but I do get it, and I thought it was very, very funny, in fact, a gold medal should go with this one!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
very wrongWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha~~!!!
i feel soo senti senti now~~!!!! lolzzz
tears tears
ohh my tears are breaking all the barriers~~!!!
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i feel soo senti senti now~~!!!! lolzzz
tears tears
ohh my tears are breaking all the barriers~~!!!
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WOAHHHHH didnt c that coming lol starWww@Enter-QA@Com
woah :P nice one! Www@Enter-QA@Com